Akai said:
"Now tell me Roberto, why does this fool Tevez keep ringing me asking for time off?. He has told me you have only given him six extra weeks off to see his birds. And you always expect him back for training on time, when he thinks he should be allowed to return a week after the rest of the team gets back. He says this is highly unfair."
"He says he refuses to talk to you, and says he will only deal with me"
Mancini "Well that's odd, it says in the papers that he has been trying to ring me all week?. If he only deals with you, why phone me?"
Sheik "Well i told him get on the first plane over here, and we would sort things out. But he said he didn't feel right coming, so he won't. So i told him if he didn't come over, he was fired. He then explained his refusal to come was just a misunderstanding, and that he hadn't refused to fly. That he had only refused to pack his bags (again), as he had already packed them".
Sheik "Roberto, between you and me. We are really pissed off with him after all we have done for him. So we planned to dig an hole in the desert, and bury him up to his neck. Then spread honey on his face and let loose the desert scorpions. But after seeing his face, we realised this has already been done to him!"
Roberto "I would have accepted an apology, but your the boss. You haven't sen Kia lately have you?. Nobody has seen or heard from him since Tevez went AWOL."
Sheik "Funny you should mention him. You know that new hump in the tarmac on the pit straight at the Etihad Grand Prix circuit?. We are thinking of renaming it the "Joorabchian donemedlin zone."
Roberto "Hmm, is there any chance we could also arrange a "McCarthy ninelash" corner?"
Sheik "Roberto, for you anything..."
