LongsightM13
Well-Known Member
THE CABAL DICTIONARY
'Dead Man Walking"
A breast-beating, 'told you so' assertion of insider 'secret' knowledge about the decision, taken in April by the board of Manchester City FC, to dismiss Roberto Manchester City for failing to win the 2011-12 Premier League title
Reality: Manchester City, managed by Roberto Mancini, win the 2011-12 Premier League title in May.
Manchester City chairman Khaldoon al-Mubarak heaps praise on 'magnificent' Roberto Mancini.
Defeat at Arsenal in April left City eight points behind Manchester United, with only six games of the campaign remaining.
At the time, questions were being asked of manager Roberto Mancini, with rising speculation that he might be sacked in the summer if the situation did not stabilise.
But, in an interview with City's official website, Khaldoon revealed even on that dark day he never lost faith.
"We had two choices," he said. "We could either raise the white flag and sulk or pick ourselves up and fight until the last second of this championship.
"I remember going down to the dressing room thinking we were not giving up. Something inside me said there was more to it.
"I had a conversation with Roberto. We both looked at each other and decided to take the pressure off everyone.
"We felt if we could win all our games and have a bit of luck, we could still pull it off.
"What Roberto did magnificently was to take the pressure off the entire team."
Khaldoon is clearly a huge fan of the Italian, who has transformed their fortunes in his two-and-a-half years at the helm.
"Roberto is a winner," said Khaldoon.
"He is a very strong character, who wants to win more than anyone I have ever seen. He is so driven and has an incredible amount of energy.
"We have got very close over the years and I know how he works.
"We have all learned a lot and have managed some very difficult situations over the season.
"We have achieved our objective and won the league and a lot of credit for that must go to his managerial skills."
"Thinking City fans"
A term used by the Cabal to define themselves as a self-appointed elite clique with insider knowledge. Anyone who disagrees with them is, by definition, thick. Their natural habitat is congratulating themselves at the Malmaison bar; Bluemoon when things are going badly, so they can say 'I told you so' and proclaim their ITK status; and Twitter when City are doing well, licking their wounds, slagging Bluemoon and making cryptic comments about 'things changing behind the scenes
Reality: Sadly, events continually conspire to provide that while the "Thinking City fans" might "Think" they know it all, all the available evidence evidence proves the opposite and suggests that they actually 'know' less about City, football, indeed anything at all, than the average blue
"Jose Mourinho"
Manchester City's current manager. Demigod, poster boy, hero and saviour of the world. A man whose team has won every game, never conceded a goal and who has never personally made an error of selection, tactics or judgement. He's wonderful. His assistant at the Etihad is Brendan Rodgers and his first signing for City was Cristiano Ronaldo
Reality:
Signed a new long-term contract as manager of Real Madrid. Brendan Rodgers appointed manager of Liverpool.
"Roberto Mancini"
A ****. A flukey chancer who knows nothing absolutely about football. Only wins because he had money. If Alan Ball had his backing, the title would've wrapped up in March
Reality: A serial winner. Multiple trophy winner, league champion in two different countries. Manchester City's most successful manager for generations. Thorn in Alex Ferguson's side, the manager who achieved what Shakin Bacon did in half the time, and the man who destroyed the myth of the Govan pisscan's 'mind games' for ever more. The man who has made the Cabal members look personally and intellectually foolish for the second consecutive summer. They will never, ever forgive him for this, whatever he achieves.
"Mancini's hair"
Sneering insult used to demean Manchester City fans who disagree with the Cabal. These people are not "Thinking City fans" (see above) and know nothing about football. Never mind fact-based evidence such as trophies, winners' medals etc — the only reason they can possibly like this man is if they like his hair. They are homosexuals who secretly want this greasy wop to finger their bum hole. If we keep posting this insult, it will be a great diversion — they will get angry and forget that we have been shown up as idiots once again
Reality: As insults go, it's up there with 'Stockport', 'Empty seats', 'Used to be Chelsea fans' etc for intellectual rigour, creativity and the 'Give-a-Shit-ometer
"PM sent
A way for Cabal members to communicate with each other and potential recruits, and to disseminate our insider 'ITK' secrets. Although they are 'personal' messages, we tell everyone else on the board that we are sharing them among ourselves, to show that we are the fucking men and you peasants know fuck all
Reality
The bullshit superhighway. The sewer, rather than the sewage, if you will
A cabal member pictured at 5pm on Sunday, May 13, 2012
'Dead Man Walking"
A breast-beating, 'told you so' assertion of insider 'secret' knowledge about the decision, taken in April by the board of Manchester City FC, to dismiss Roberto Manchester City for failing to win the 2011-12 Premier League title
Reality: Manchester City, managed by Roberto Mancini, win the 2011-12 Premier League title in May.
Manchester City chairman Khaldoon al-Mubarak heaps praise on 'magnificent' Roberto Mancini.
Defeat at Arsenal in April left City eight points behind Manchester United, with only six games of the campaign remaining.
At the time, questions were being asked of manager Roberto Mancini, with rising speculation that he might be sacked in the summer if the situation did not stabilise.
But, in an interview with City's official website, Khaldoon revealed even on that dark day he never lost faith.
"We had two choices," he said. "We could either raise the white flag and sulk or pick ourselves up and fight until the last second of this championship.
"I remember going down to the dressing room thinking we were not giving up. Something inside me said there was more to it.
"I had a conversation with Roberto. We both looked at each other and decided to take the pressure off everyone.
"We felt if we could win all our games and have a bit of luck, we could still pull it off.
"What Roberto did magnificently was to take the pressure off the entire team."
Khaldoon is clearly a huge fan of the Italian, who has transformed their fortunes in his two-and-a-half years at the helm.
"Roberto is a winner," said Khaldoon.
"He is a very strong character, who wants to win more than anyone I have ever seen. He is so driven and has an incredible amount of energy.
"We have got very close over the years and I know how he works.
"We have all learned a lot and have managed some very difficult situations over the season.
"We have achieved our objective and won the league and a lot of credit for that must go to his managerial skills."
"Thinking City fans"
A term used by the Cabal to define themselves as a self-appointed elite clique with insider knowledge. Anyone who disagrees with them is, by definition, thick. Their natural habitat is congratulating themselves at the Malmaison bar; Bluemoon when things are going badly, so they can say 'I told you so' and proclaim their ITK status; and Twitter when City are doing well, licking their wounds, slagging Bluemoon and making cryptic comments about 'things changing behind the scenes
Reality: Sadly, events continually conspire to provide that while the "Thinking City fans" might "Think" they know it all, all the available evidence evidence proves the opposite and suggests that they actually 'know' less about City, football, indeed anything at all, than the average blue
"Jose Mourinho"
Manchester City's current manager. Demigod, poster boy, hero and saviour of the world. A man whose team has won every game, never conceded a goal and who has never personally made an error of selection, tactics or judgement. He's wonderful. His assistant at the Etihad is Brendan Rodgers and his first signing for City was Cristiano Ronaldo
Reality:
Signed a new long-term contract as manager of Real Madrid. Brendan Rodgers appointed manager of Liverpool.
"Roberto Mancini"
A ****. A flukey chancer who knows nothing absolutely about football. Only wins because he had money. If Alan Ball had his backing, the title would've wrapped up in March
Reality: A serial winner. Multiple trophy winner, league champion in two different countries. Manchester City's most successful manager for generations. Thorn in Alex Ferguson's side, the manager who achieved what Shakin Bacon did in half the time, and the man who destroyed the myth of the Govan pisscan's 'mind games' for ever more. The man who has made the Cabal members look personally and intellectually foolish for the second consecutive summer. They will never, ever forgive him for this, whatever he achieves.
"Mancini's hair"
Sneering insult used to demean Manchester City fans who disagree with the Cabal. These people are not "Thinking City fans" (see above) and know nothing about football. Never mind fact-based evidence such as trophies, winners' medals etc — the only reason they can possibly like this man is if they like his hair. They are homosexuals who secretly want this greasy wop to finger their bum hole. If we keep posting this insult, it will be a great diversion — they will get angry and forget that we have been shown up as idiots once again
Reality: As insults go, it's up there with 'Stockport', 'Empty seats', 'Used to be Chelsea fans' etc for intellectual rigour, creativity and the 'Give-a-Shit-ometer
"PM sent
A way for Cabal members to communicate with each other and potential recruits, and to disseminate our insider 'ITK' secrets. Although they are 'personal' messages, we tell everyone else on the board that we are sharing them among ourselves, to show that we are the fucking men and you peasants know fuck all
Reality
The bullshit superhighway. The sewer, rather than the sewage, if you will
A cabal member pictured at 5pm on Sunday, May 13, 2012