Mandela's Millions

[The Pink Panther]

All those years on Robben Island paid off

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Maybe he won the South African lottery, after all, you've got to be in it, to Winnie it, or maybe not.

He wasn't allowed to buy a ticket - he was blackballed.
That's why he hated the Robben bastards.
Weird how nobody ever heard Joy Division's tribute - 'Love Will Tear Us Apartheid Again'.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Maybe he won the South African lottery, after all, you've got to be in it, to Winnie it, or maybe not.

He wasn't allowed to buy a ticket - he was blackballed.
That's why he hated the Robben bastards.
Weird how nobody ever heard Joy Division's tribute - 'Love Will Tear Us Apartheid Again'.

Will you two stop with the puns. You're Botha doin' my head in.

 

[Blue2112]

Asking for 2k for a signature on his book might have something to do with it

I wonder how many cunts paid up?

Quite a few I'm led to believe tut tut.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

I couldn't agree more with this post.
Or less.
Mancini in.
Or out.

Shake it all about.
Put a necklace on and turn it all around.
That's what this thread's about.

Oh - throw shit at the dead man
Oh - what goes through their heads, man?
Oh - wish I'd stayed in bed man
What's the fucking thread about?

I think the general rule is that it doesn't have to be about anything. Just a collection of randomly typed characters! Sense? Give over!

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Maybe he won the South African lottery, after all, you've got to be in it, to Winnie it, or maybe not.

He wasn't allowed to buy a ticket - he was blackballed.
That's why he hated the Robben bastards.
Weird how nobody ever heard Joy Division's tribute - 'Love Will Tear Us Apartheid Again'.

Will you two stop with the puns. You're Botha doin' my head in.

I agree - it's getting Boering.

 

[BWTAC]

He wasn't allowed to buy a ticket - he was blackballed.
That's why he hated the Robben bastards.
Weird how nobody ever heard Joy Division's tribute - 'Love Will Tear Us Apartheid Again'.

Will you two stop with the puns. You're Botha doin' my head in.

I agree - it's getting Boering.

Vaal have to try harder next time.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Will you two stop with the puns. You're Botha doin' my head in.

I agree - it's getting Boering.

Vaal have to try harder next time.

Be careful mate, or else you'll get a Bantu.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I agree - it's getting Boering.

Vaal have to try harder next time.

Be careful mate, or else you'll get a Bantu.

I'm glad you both got my Rorke's Drift, otherwise you'd both be in the deep Tutu.

 

[Josh Blue]

This thread lol