Marcus Rashford

[yeseye]

Our loss is Villa's gain. Shame he turned us down but good luck to the lad.

Didn’t want him anyway…

 

[TinFoilHat]

He looks and sounds thrilled to be there.

 

[yeseye]

Rashford spotted enjoying chips and gravy at halftime at the Etihad today

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He won’t get Gravy in Brum.
My Red **** mate and I were in a chippy in Birmingham years ago and Red shite asked for Chips & Gravy to which all the punters roared with laughter!
“Weee downt dooo graaaavy in eeeerrr” she said.

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

I think he will really be a good purchase for Villa. There's a good player in there if he can knuckle down.

 

[mcfcinprague]

He won’t get Gravy in Brum.
My Red **** mate and I were in a chippy in Birmingham years ago and Red shite asked for Chips & Gravy to which all the punters roared with laughter!
“Weee downt dooo graaaavy in eeeerrr” she said.

They didn't do steak and kidney puddings in 1981 when I was there for the FA Cup semi final against Ipswich.
No idea if they do now haha

 

[southamptonblue]

I think he will really be a good purchase for Villa. There's a good player in there if he can knuckle down.

Imo he's crap, is and always will be. Possibly the most overhyped player since Jizzyjazz had his 2mins of fame.

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

you might be right. We'll see though.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Imo he's crap, is and always will be. Possibly the most overhyped player since Jizzyjazz had his 2mins of fame.

He’s left the cesspit now which destroys careers.

If he is good, then it’ll come through at Villa under Emery.

 

[Wayneclarkemunchescarrots]

Imo he's crap, is and always will be. Possibly the most overhyped player since Jizzyjazz had his 2mins of fame.

Masterstroke by the rags , can bring in that new lad Jesse lingard

 

[Bald fraud]

Best of luck to Rashy at Villa

I can see rashy doing really well at villa

 

[Stoned Rose]

As usual made a right **** of himself.

Deluded enough to think all the big boys would be desperate to sign him but ended up at Villa.

That’s like giving it the big bollocks all night with your fake tan and turkey teeth but ending up with a bang average desperation 6/10 shag at last orders.

 

[decmancity]

As usual made a right **** of himself.

Deluded enough to think all the big boys would be desperate to sign him but ended up at Villa.

That’s like giving it the big bollocks all night with your fake tan and turkey teeth but ending up with a bang average desperation 6/10 shag at last orders.

Tbf the rumour was that he turned down the Saudis because he wants to fight for a world cup spot. Still making his 350k a week staying in England so not on the bread line but I wouldn't be surprised if he gets enough goals to help Villa to top 4.

 

[uwerosler28]

What the fuck has happened to his face? Didn't recognise him at first when his interview was on

 

[southamptonblue]

As usual made a right **** of himself.

Deluded enough to think all the big boys would be desperate to sign him but ended up at Villa.

That’s like giving it the big bollocks all night with your fake tan and turkey teeth but ending up with a bang average desperation 6/10 shag at last orders.

Steady on!!!! .....I'd be quite happy with a 3/10 regardless ;)

 

[Mr Grumpy]

Barcelona lol.

Made me chuckle when I heard that and it explains everything that's wrong with the deluded idiot.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Jesus Christ he looks like he’s spent the entire transfer window doing gear in salford bus station.

He’s always been a bit of a bellend but since when did he literally look like a bloated smackhead?! I swear he’s aged 20 years in about 6 months.

Something is not right with this guy surely. He looks genuinely fucked.

 

[Dribble]

Jesus Christ he looks like he’s spent the entire transfer window doing gear in salford bus station.

He’s always been a bit of a bellend but since when did he literally look like a bloated smackhead?! I swear he’s aged 20 years in about 6 months.

Something is not right with this guy surely. He looks genuinely fucked.

He's had a difficult time at Old Toilet recently, but I think this move will suit both him & Villa. It's a good signing for them tbh...

 

[Mr Grumpy]

He looks terrible.
Overweight, swollen, bags under his eyes.
I think he has blown a fuse up top which would explain his poor attitude at the rags (and England).

He has to take this move seriously and professionally else he's toast.

 

[Longballutd]

Reality check for good old Rashy lol he looks completely depressed.

Think he’s done very well to get a move to a side with Champions league football.

He definitely thinks he’s better than he is and it looks like no club of any major significance wanting him has really hit him hard.

 

[BeerIsTheBest]

Think he’s in for an almighty shock when adjusting to their style of play.