!!! !!! !!! MARK HUGHES LEAKS BECKHAM AFFAIR!!! !!! !!!

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ITK
My dad's, brother's, cousins, nextdoor neighbour's, dog's, girlfriend's, Penguin just text me, he works in a Manchester Hotel as a barman.

David Beckham, Mark Hughes and Gary Neville, were talking in the hotel bar.

Hughes says: “I think my wife is having an affair with another sparky.”

“What makes you think that?” asks David.

“Well the other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren’t mine.”

Gary then says: “Same with me! I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber.”

“The other day I found a wrench under the bed and that wasn’t mine.”

“That’s all three of us then,” says David Beckham: “I think my wife is having an affair with a horse.”

Gary and Mark look at him with utter disbelief.

“No, I’m serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed.”

 

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Re: DAVID BECKHAM TELLS HUGHES VICTORIA HAS CHEATED ON HIM

PMSL!!!

 

[Cal]

Hahaha...very good

 

[BlueSinceBirth]

I'll get my coat . . .

 

[Mcfc90]

I dont get it :S?

 

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[BlueSinceBirth]

 

[blue jim]

:(

 

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