Marmoush Song

Blur - Tender

Omar Marmoush
Omar Marmoush
Omarrrr
Omarrrr

To the chorus of Oh my baby

 
Walk like an Egyptian (Katrina and the Waves) . We would even do the dance thing!
 
Walk like an Egyptian (Katrina and the Waves) . We would even do the dance thing!

Can you imagine the faux outrage by the cultural appropriation police on social media with this one ? There would be loads of puff pieces, written by so called journalists making out how respectful the dippers are to Salah and how Marmoush should leave, whilst they continue their racist sentiment at every opportunity when discussing our owners.

Im sure if those cheeky chaps down the east lancs road did it, they would laud it as a work of genius, but not us.
 
Thought I'd take a stab at it..

To the tune of Boney-M's 'Ra Ra Rasputin'

O-Mar Marmoush is
Egypt's greatest goal machine
And he plays in blue and whiiiite
Came from Germanyyy
Now he plays for man city
And he makes Mo Salah look shiiiite*

*struggled with the last line. Could also have gone for "and he thinks united are shite" etc etc

 
Thought I'd take a stab at it..

To the tune of Boney-M's 'Ra Ra Rasputin'

O-Mar Marmoush is
Egypt's greatest goal machine
And he plays in blue and whiiiite
Came from Germanyyy
Now he plays for man city
And he makes Mo Salah look shiiiite*

*struggled with the last line. Could also have gone for "and he thinks united are shite" etc etc


Keep the last line. Lose the rest.
 
Thought I'd take a stab at it..

To the tune of Boney-M's 'Ra Ra Rasputin'

O-Mar Marmoush is
Egypt's greatest goal machine
And he plays in blue and whiiiite
Came from Germanyyy
Now he plays for man city
And he makes Mo Salah look shiiiite*

*struggled with the last line. Could also have gone for "and he thinks united are shite" etc etc


Just the last line?
 
O mar, Omar omar omar
Marmoush
Marmoush
To the tune olay olay olay

You heard it here first
 
I can see him scoring in Madrid tonight
Omarrrrr
We’ve been waiting for this moment all our lives
Omarrrr
All the City singing in the bernabeu
Omarrr
Omarrr



Over to you Omar
 
Saw this on X.

WE’VE GOT MARMOUSH
OMAR MARMOUSH
I JUST DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND
OUR EGYPTIAN SUPERSTAR
HE’S BETTER THAN SALAH
WE’VE GOT OMAR MARMOUSH
 
never mind all these terrible efforts

lets try Kusha next




All I'm saying
He our Uzbeckenbauer
All hes doing
You know it's true
All I mean now
There's one thing yes one thing
That turns this gray sky to blue
Its Kushanov
(Kushanov, Kushanov)
Its Kushanov
(Kushanov, Kushanov)
Abdul Kushanov


or


'Some day you will find me, walking through the Arndale.....with Abdul Khusanova and a pie
 

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