Mass Murderers

[allan harper]

You can get fucked.

I baggsied Jihadi John on page one.

If anyone on here is gonna get their head lobbed off by Jihadi John, it's me.

Fucking hell!!! Absolutely gutted.


How about a double header?

I suppose at a push I'm prepared to share the glory.

I'm reading the speech out though.

Gonna be mint, we'll look dead smart in an orange boiler suit, not sure what colour shoes go best with orange though.

 

[maccadon]

Mother nature

 

[tidyman]

Fucking hell!!! Absolutely gutted.


How about a double header?

I suppose at a push I'm prepared to share the glory.

I'm reading the speech out though.

Gonna be mint, we'll look dead smart in an orange boiler suit, not sure what colour shoes go best with orange though.

I think John will decide what colour shoes we wear mate. He ain't the sort of bloke who likes giving people options is John, the silly fucker.

I'm writing the speech already. I'm thinking of, as well as all the usual boring shit slagging off the west etc. I'm gonna like try and throw in a load of of hidden messages. You know like film titles or lyrics from songs. I got the idea from the England squad when they were doing interviews at the World Cup that time.

Gonna be a right laugh.

 

[allan harper]

I suppose at a push I'm prepared to share the glory.

I'm reading the speech out though.

Gonna be mint, we'll look dead smart in an orange boiler suit, not sure what colour shoes go best with orange though.

I think John will decide what colour shoes we wear mate. He ain't the sort of bloke who likes giving people options is John, the silly fucker.

I'm writing the speech already. I'm thinking of, as well as all the usual boring shit slagging off the west etc. I'm gonna like try and throw in a load of of hidden messages. You know like film titles or lyrics from songs. I got the idea from the England squad when they were doing interviews at the World Cup that time.

Gonna be a right laugh.

I think you'll pull it off mate, I reckon you'll be up for an Oscar by the time this film goes global. Maybe you can start an oscar speech too, just incase mate.

Would be nice in you could throw a few 'massive' words into your script, as a parting dig at the rags.

Just so everyone knows upfront, we too agree we should not negotiate with terrorists and we don't mind our film being shown on the news, on Cbeebies and all social media sites.

 

[Blue Streak]

Not exactly a murderer but does anyone remember a man named Malcolm Fairley who was nicked named The Fox and brought terror to a number of areas in the south of England during 1984? I was living in the Southeast at the time and remember well the amount of panic this mans antics caused. As well as the sheer relief when he was finally caught.

 

[The Flash]

Organised religion.

*wins*

 

[rushts]

The Davyhulme Dogger.