massive spider has just crawled behind my wardrobe, what do?

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@BluePhil8

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As title. My room is fucking tiny and a huge garage spider has just gone behind my wardrobe (right next to my bed).

Can't sleep with that fucker lurking. What should I do?
 
Re: massive spider has just crawled behind my wardrobe, what

Send in a bird to catch the spider.
 
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This one's got legs...
 
Re: massive spider has just crawled behind my wardrobe, what

Get the long tube attachment thingy on the Hoover and Hoover it up!
 
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Then nuke it.
 
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Was it this big?

[bigimg]http://rateeveryanimal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/giant-huntsman-spider_toilet.jpg[/bigimg]
 
Re: massive spider has just crawled behind my wardrobe, what

Robbo. said:
mate you're fucked to be honest!..run like fuck
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Imagine it entering his ear, burrowing into the brain. Who knows what damage it could cause?
 
Re: massive spider has just crawled behind my wardrobe, what

BlueBearBoots said:
Get the long tube attachment thingy on the Hoover and Hoover it up!
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Due to a series of unfortunate events, our current vacuum has no tube.

Also the spider was strategically positioned in between the radiator and wardrobe so I couldn't hit it with a rolled up magazine, nor catch it in a glass.

In another tragic turn of events my dad, who usually catches / deals with 8 legged vermin just so happens to be out of the house visiting relatives.

I've just conceded my bed room to the **** bastard exoskeleton shite. I will sleep downstairs tonight.
 
Re: massive spider has just crawled behind my wardrobe, what

dronefromsector7g said:
Robbo. said:
mate you're fucked to be honest!..run like fuck
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Imagine it entering his ear, burrowing into the brain. Who knows what damage it could cause?
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I really would be indifferent if you were to catch the clap.
 
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:)
 
Re: massive spider has just crawled behind my wardrobe, what

@BluePhil8 said:
dronefromsector7g said:
Robbo. said:
mate you're fucked to be honest!..run like fuck
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Imagine it entering his ear, burrowing into the brain. Who knows what damage it could cause?
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I really would be indifferent if you were to catch the clap.
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I should hope so, if you weren't it'd suggest you'd had sexual contact with him.
 
Re: massive spider has just crawled behind my wardrobe, what

@BluePhil8 said:
BlueBearBoots said:
Get the long tube attachment thingy on the Hoover and Hoover it up!
Click to expand...
Due to a series of unfortunate events, our current vacuum has no tube.

Also the spider was strategically positioned in between the radiator and wardrobe so I couldn't hit it with a rolled up magazine, nor catch it in a glass.

In another tragic turn of events my dad, who usually catches / deals with 8 legged vermin just so happens to be out of the house visiting relatives.

I've just conceded my bed room to the c**t bastard exoskeleton shite. I will sleep downstairs tonight.
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Did you check to see if he followed you downstairs? Thought not.

Ner mind. His mates have probably already divvied up the living room. Obviously you wouldn't know about it, because they stay out of sight during the day, only coming out to feed at night. And I dunno why, but they really like hiding in sofas.

Sleep tight!
 
Re: massive spider has just crawled behind my wardrobe, what

Summerbuzz said:
@BluePhil8 said:
BlueBearBoots said:
Get the long tube attachment thingy on the Hoover and Hoover it up!
Click to expand...
Due to a series of unfortunate events, our current vacuum has no tube.

Also the spider was strategically positioned in between the radiator and wardrobe so I couldn't hit it with a rolled up magazine, nor catch it in a glass.

In another tragic turn of events my dad, who usually catches / deals with 8 legged vermin just so happens to be out of the house visiting relatives.

I've just conceded my bed room to the c**t bastard exoskeleton shite. I will sleep downstairs tonight.
Click to expand...

Did you check to see if he followed you downstairs? Thought not.

Ner mind. His mates have probably already divvied up the living room. Obviously you wouldn't know about it, because they stay out of sight during the day, only coming out to feed at night. And I dunno why, but they really like hiding in sofas.

Sleep tight!
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Re: massive spider has just crawled behind my wardrobe, what

@BluePhil8 said:
As title. My room is fucking tiny and a huge garage spider has just gone behind my wardrobe (right next to my bed).

Can't sleep with that fucker lurking. What should I do?
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BURN THE HOUSE DOWN
 
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