massive spider has just crawled behind my wardrobe, what do?

[BlueBearBoots]

Re: massive spider has just crawled behind my wardrobe, what

Can't you think of him as a cute furry creature that just has too many legs?

 

[Bill Walker]

Re: massive spider has just crawled behind my wardrobe, what

Get the long tube attachment thingy on the Hoover and Hoover it up!

Due to a series of unfortunate events, our current vacuum has no tube.

Also the spider was strategically positioned in between the radiator and wardrobe so I couldn't hit it with a rolled up magazine, nor catch it in a glass.

In another tragic turn of events my dad, who usually catches / deals with 8 legged vermin just so happens to be out of the house visiting relatives.

I've just conceded my bed room to the c**t bastard exoskeleton shite. I will sleep downstairs tonight.

sleep downstairs you soft twat?

imagine how that looks to your Dad when he comes in.

its you and the ickle spider and the spider won haha

fuckin mard arse

 

[@BluePhil8]

Re: massive spider has just crawled behind my wardrobe, what

Get the long tube attachment thingy on the Hoover and Hoover it up!

Due to a series of unfortunate events, our current vacuum has no tube.

Also the spider was strategically positioned in between the radiator and wardrobe so I couldn't hit it with a rolled up magazine, nor catch it in a glass.

In another tragic turn of events my dad, who usually catches / deals with 8 legged vermin just so happens to be out of the house visiting relatives.

I've just conceded my bed room to the c**t bastard exoskeleton shite. I will sleep downstairs tonight.

sleep downstairs you soft twat?

imagine how that looks to your Dad when he comes in.

its you and the ickle spider and the spider won haha

fuckin mard arse

You didn't see it you bell waft. It was about 2 inches in diameter ffs, I'm not having that climbing in my open mouth!

 

[-nibz-]

Re: massive spider has just crawled behind my wardrobe, what

As title. My room is fucking tiny and a huge garage spider has just gone behind my wardrobe (right next to my bed).

Can't sleep with that fucker lurking. What should I do?

Use a cup with cardboard and hope you don't take his feet off.

Edit: Tiny room

If your'e a student then us your mates cup

Edit: And the cardboard he uses in his shoes

Edit: 'e'

 

[oakiecokie]

Re: massive spider has just crawled behind my wardrobe, what

Incy wincy spider climbing up your missus`s clout ...

 

[Barcon]

Re: massive spider has just crawled behind my wardrobe, what

Due to a series of unfortunate events, our current vacuum has no tube.

Also the spider was strategically positioned in between the radiator and wardrobe so I couldn't hit it with a rolled up magazine, nor catch it in a glass.

In another tragic turn of events my dad, who usually catches / deals with 8 legged vermin just so happens to be out of the house visiting relatives.

I've just conceded my bed room to the c**t bastard exoskeleton shite. I will sleep downstairs tonight.

sleep downstairs you soft twat?

imagine how that looks to your Dad when he comes in.

its you and the ickle spider and the spider won haha

fuckin mard arse

You didn't see it you bell waft. It was about 2 inches in diameter ffs, I'm not having that climbing in my open mouth!

I know for a fact that you've had more than 2" in your mouth before. Closer to eight if I'm honest.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Re: massive spider has just crawled behind my wardrobe, what

Due to a series of unfortunate events, our current vacuum has no tube.

Also the spider was strategically positioned in between the radiator and wardrobe so I couldn't hit it with a rolled up magazine, nor catch it in a glass.

In another tragic turn of events my dad, who usually catches / deals with 8 legged vermin just so happens to be out of the house visiting relatives.

I've just conceded my bed room to the c**t bastard exoskeleton shite. I will sleep downstairs tonight.

sleep downstairs you soft twat?

imagine how that looks to your Dad when he comes in.

its you and the ickle spider and the spider won haha

fuckin mard arse

You didn't see it you bell waft. It was about 2 inches in diameter ffs, I'm not having that climbing in my open mouth!

2 fucking inches long.....that's not a spider mate, that's a tarantula, a completely different ball game. They hunt in packs. At night. When you're asleep. In bed.

 

[@BluePhil8]

Re: massive spider has just crawled behind my wardrobe, what

Just an update. Me and me dad dragged the wardrobe out and got the fucker.

 

[johnny on the spot]

Re: massive spider has just crawled behind my wardrobe, what

Spiders are our friends. Enjoy your house full of disease-carrying flies.

 

[Sir peace frog]

Re: massive spider has just crawled behind my wardrobe, what

Just an update. Me and me dad dragged the wardrobe out and got the fucker.

haha ,I fucking hate spiders but as the man of the house I have to deal with any ,cue the girly screams when I try to glass a spider and the fucker jumps and legs it ahahaha.


ahahaha many years ago I used to work in a slaughter house in Stockport, anyway a lad who worked there was proper shit scared of spiders ,he was having a dump one day and we found a big hairy fucker(slaughterhouse spiders are the devils spiders :) ) we sorted the door out(had a lock on the outside ?) so he couldn't open it and lobbed the spider under the door ,fucking carnage ahahahaha

 

[noblelord]

Re: massive spider has just crawled behind my wardrobe, what

Spiders are our friends. Enjoy your house full of disease-carrying flies.

+1

 

[@BluePhil8]

Re: massive spider has just crawled behind my wardrobe, what

Just an update. Me and me dad dragged the wardrobe out and got the fucker.

haha ,I fucking hate spiders but as the man of the house I have to deal with any ,cue the girly screams when I try to glass a spider and the fucker jumps and legs it ahahaha.


ahahaha many years ago I used to work in a slaughter house in Stockport, anyway a lad who worked there was proper shit scared of spiders ,he was having a dump one day and we found a big hairy fucker(slaughterhouse spiders are the devils spiders :) ) we sorted the door out(had a lock on the outside ?) so he couldn't open it and lobbed the spider under the door ,fucking carnage ahahahaha

Made me laugh haha but I would have probably cried if that happened to me!

 

[BlueBearBoots]

Re: massive spider has just crawled behind my wardrobe, what

A spider has made a web on my patio doors he's caught 3 flys already maybe I should dust or clean the windows or something???

 

[Tanzeylee]

Re: massive spider has just crawled behind my wardrobe, what

This beauty was on me ceiling the other week, I tried to get it with me hoover but the hairy legged barsteward took it off me and twatted me round the head with it...

 

[jimharri]

Re: massive spider has just crawled behind my wardrobe, what

"Massive"?

 

[kaz7]

Re: massive spider has just crawled behind my wardrobe, what

I once hoovered one up but the bag was really full so it didn't go into it
I put the hoover down and it came running out straight at me,i nearly shit myself

 

[jimharri]

Re: massive spider has just crawled behind my wardrobe, what

I once hoovered one up but the bag was really full so it didn't go into it
I put the hoover down and it came running out straight at me,i nearly shit myself

In order to protect your modesty Kaz, we might forego the usual photographic requirements. Unless you particularly want to, of course. We're pretty broadminded on here.

 

[johnny on the spot]

Re: massive spider has just crawled behind my wardrobe, what

That's a beauty.

Remember everyone that while you're having a hissy fit and crying for your mum or dad or reaching for the newspaper/telephone directory/furniture polish, that spider's eyes probably aren't developed enough to even see an object as large as you, let alone can it mean you any harm. Meanwhile that bluebottle is walking dog shit all over your toddler's Ready Brek.

To have a phobia of spiders is one thing. To torture and destroy these beautiful, complex and worthy creatures which keep our houses clean is cruel minded and evil.

 

[BlueBearBoots]

Re: massive spider has just crawled behind my wardrobe, what

That's a beauty.

Remember everyone that while you're having a hissy fit and crying for your mum or dad or reaching for the newspaper/telephone directory/furniture polish, that spider's eyes probably aren't developed enough to even see an object as large as you, let alone can it mean you any harm. Meanwhile that bluebottle is walking dog shit all over your toddler's Ready Brek.

To have a phobia of spiders is one thing. To torture and destroy these beautiful, complex and worthy creatures which keep our houses clean is cruel minded and evil.

Totally agree jots I dont a prob with spiders but bloody flies eww

 

[kaz7]

Re: massive spider has just crawled behind my wardrobe, what

I once hoovered one up but the bag was really full so it didn't go into it
I put the hoover down and it came running out straight at me,i nearly shit myself

In order to protect your modesty Kaz, we might forego the usual photographic requirements. Unless you particularly want to, of course. We're pretty broadminded on here.

Trust me you would not want to see that lol