johnny on the spot said:That's a beauty.
Remember everyone that while you're having a hissy fit and crying for your mum or dad or reaching for the newspaper/telephone directory/furniture polish, that spider's eyes probably aren't developed enough to even see an object as large as you, let alone can it mean you any harm. Meanwhile that bluebottle is walking dog shit all over your toddler's Ready Brek.
To have a phobia of spiders is one thing. To torture and destroy these beautiful, complex and worthy creatures which keep our houses clean is cruel minded and evil.
Try smothering it with your vagina@BluePhil8 said:Due to a series of unfortunate events, our current vacuum has no tube.BlueBearBoots said:Get the long tube attachment thingy on the Hoover and Hoover it up!
Also the spider was strategically positioned in between the radiator and wardrobe so I couldn't hit it with a rolled up magazine, nor catch it in a glass.
In another tragic turn of events my dad, who usually catches / deals with 8 legged vermin just so happens to be out of the house visiting relatives.
I've just conceded my bed room to the c**t bastard exoskeleton shite. I will sleep downstairs tonight.
johnny on the spot said:That's a beauty.
Remember everyone that while you're having a hissy fit and crying for your mum or dad or reaching for the newspaper/telephone directory/furniture polish, that spider's eyes probably aren't developed enough to even see an object as large as you, let alone can it mean you any harm. Meanwhile that bluebottle is walking dog shit all over your toddler's Ready Brek.
To have a phobia of spiders is one thing. To torture and destroy these beautiful, complex and worthy creatures which keep our houses clean is cruel minded and evil.