Saturday was clearly too much for our Alan. City had not obliged by imploding when 2-0 up, dropping 2 points and opening the door to more favoured clubs. Hence the rant began with an attack on that most treacherous of scouse academy prospects, Raheem Sterling. Citing a still without any attempt to show at which moment it was taken he declared that Sterling was "clearly offside " although it showed nothing of the kind. He then explained the full outrageous horror of the ref's decision. Not until we heard Schmeichel complaining did where we had heard these same words before! Then Leicester's penalty- "It was on the line " so the decision was " absolutely correct". No still this time, just a video replay (normal time) which was about as useful as those pictures which suggest Kennedy's assassin was actually Mr Blobby firing from the grassy knoll. And Mahrez was the victim of a stupid rule. Objective and impartial to the end, Mr Shearer.
But having decided which rules should be applied and which should not Alan ventured even further into the world of ifs and buts. Scarcely able to contain his fury he thundered out what might happen this season so that he could opine that City had had a disappointing season, yah boo and sucks to you. Spurs still won nout? Civil war in the plush seats at the Emirates? Anfield in revolt over ticket prices and quiet as a library? The Stretford End sleeping peacefully thanks to the boring one? Not worth a mention!