Match of the Day - 2017/18

[Pam]

Great player on his day is Arnautovic. Pleased to see him battering the bitter Stokies today.

Twelve fingered, banjo strumming twats.

 

[mccity]

So what did Arnautovic do piss of Stoke? I've clearly missed something.

Or are Stoke fans just bitter?

 

[mscenterh750]

hughes getting what he deserves his football is well outdated

Like his hair the glam rock fucker

 

[mscenterh750]

Twelve fingered, banjo strumming twats.

Hang fire I had 15 at last count and play a lekky guitar.

 

[duckman]

should buy zaha

 

[Silva_Spell]

Knew this thread was gonna descend into one of those shitty pun fests

Bunch of fucking warhols

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

I've had the biggest laugh of the week. Thank you, Davey. Wee Davey: I didn't think he dived!

I can see where Davey is coming from. The absence of any splash when Lanzini hit the water, no diving board for miles around, and the absence of a fetid atmosphere of a swimming bath would make most people think it wasn't a dive.

 

[schfc6]

I've had the biggest laugh of the week. Thank you, Davey. Wee Davey: I didn't think he dived!

I can see where Davey is coming from. The absence of any splash when Lanzini hit the water, no diving board for miles around, and the absence of a fetid atmosphere of a swimming bath would make most people think it wasn't a dive.

If you want to up your daily dose of hilarity, watch Sunday Suppliment, Custis believes Herrera didn't dive and it was a pen.

 

[Southern]

Just seen Keown implying Deeney's wasn't a red. Clueless

 

[G-Star Medium Rare]

Sue Smith comes across as a good pundit ( despite the Scouse accent) Much better than that Muppet Ian Wright on MOTD for e.g.