Match of the Day

Off topic slightly but I stumbled across some short programme the other day, that involved Lineker rummaging through all his old football shirts.

Anyway, the point of interest, to me at least, was he revealed that he nearly joined United after leaving Barcelona and ending up at Tottenham.

Never heard that before.
 
Off topic slightly but I stumbled across some short programme the other day, that involved Lineker rummaging through all his old football shirts.

Anyway, the point of interest, to me at least, was he revealed that he nearly joined United after leaving Barcelona and ending up at Tottenham.

Never heard that before.
Did black n white stripes not suit him?
 
I quite like Gary Lineker. It’s hard to think of someone better but very easy to think of people that would be worse. Fucking loads of them.

Pretty much everyone who dislikes him, does so because he’s too ‘woke’.

Don’t think I’ve ever heard anybody try claiming that he isn’t an extremely accomplished broadcaster.
 
Manchester "disappointing season" City.

aT8csLU.gif
 
Shearer really is a miserable bastard who only won one trophy in his entire career, meeks, less insight than mystic fking meg.
Ironically won the PL in the Jack Walker era, and has the audacity to complain about City being able to outspend everyone else.

He's a fucking whopper.
 
Stone me Martinez, wtaf was he doing? Then that Rogers goal, unhappy Forrest flashback!!! The way the media polish the rags, though!? Didn't think it was in the box either.

Thought Geordies would easily get CL, villa probably would then Forrest would beat Chelsea, thank goodness I don't bet!
 
Lineker's massive salary is collected by burly debt collectors knocking on the doors of single parent families on the poorest Council estates in the country.

He further bolsters his income selling crisps to the already obese inhabitants on the same council estates.

He has the worst 'beard' I've ever seen on a man. In fact not just men, I've seen grannies with more luxuriant facial hair.

Puns don't work. 400 years ago they didn't work for Shakespeare in the Globe and they don't work in the 21st century either.

To be clear I don't like the ****.

I'm also not sure why anyone would listen to any of these ex players or presenters. If you have to watch a game on telly, turn on the box with one minute to go, do something else at half time, and turn it off at full time.

There's no such thing as a good pundit. They're all stealing a living.

Late reply but well said...giphy-10-ezgif.com-resize.gif
 

Don't have an account? Register now and see fewer ads!

SIGN UP
Back
Top