Match Thread | Everton vs Man City (27/12/23)

[hertsblue]

We need to start creating some chances and actually shooting
Too passive again

Problem is we have no goal scorers in the side, shocking transfer windows have left us with a technical but impotent side and as we cannot keep a clean sheet anymore, teams know we are no threat so simply sit back, wait for our usual fuck ups and score with a single shot.
And as we are a joke at set pieces, we cannot even rely on them bailing us out at times.
Just get top 4 this season and a huge rebuild is needed

 

[KingGeorge]

Looks like Stones is under contract for two more years. Not sure how to best deal with him...He can't seem to stay fit anymore.

 

[maurizio]

Harsh lessons in the last few games about not taking our chances.

 

[Jam Tomorrow]

Pep telling that **** on the line it’s his fault.

 

[Dawsenna]

Get walker so far to fuck thinks he’s Philip lahm get fucked

 

[Dr Jacoby]

Gvardiol straight to left back.

 

[upb78]

Switch Foden and Bernardo NOW please Pep

 

[Tricky_Trev]

Stones’ body just can’t be relied on sadly. He has to get through every game without being involved in any kind of duel otherwise he’s injured again.

 

[BlueMoonday]

If a player is injured as a result of a linesman not flagging, then the lino needs suspending. It's incompetent and lacks duty of care.

To add context to this, an official receives a few hurty words, they're fine to officiate a week later.

If a player is injured due to their incompetence, a player could be out for 6 months plus

 

[OrigamiNinja]

We are pissing in the wind with Nunes. He’s played half-decent against pub teams but as soon as there is any step up in opposition, he is fucking anonymous. £50m down the toilet.