Match Thread | Man City vs. Man United (03/03/24)

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soclening, tgey have dome fuck. all but an opportunist goal, we have mullered them.

Doku is Ricky holden levels of useless though, off for Alvarez, kocvacic or Nunes, stick berny on the left
 
Arsenal getting a new set piece specialist and then scoring 17 goals and is a trick we can’t learn soon enough.
We are not a 5 feet 6 midget technical genius team anymore.
We are giants and such a team should be could at set pieces full stop.
 
The team doesn’t look settled and they’re quite happy for us to have it out wide as we’re doing nowt with it. I would be tempted to put Bobb or Nunes on the wing and bring Foden inside as he looks like our biggest hope by some distance. We just look top heavy and we’re too slow with the ball.

Our corners, other than the very first, have been piss poor as well.

Doku, De Bruyne and Haaland all need a rocket at half time.

Inexcusable miss from Haaland I’m afraid and there’s been too many of them this season. You simply can’t miss them.
 
Worldie from Sir Rashy MBE, wasteful first half, and now Paul Scholes' monotune voice giving analysis at halftime

What have I done to deserve this horror
He scored a Danny Mills tribute goal and done fuck all since.

His PR team must be bunging the ginger pig a few quid or they've got a dodgy video of him and his daughter.
 
xG
2.7 vs 0.19

and 1 shot on target =1 goal, Arsenal and Pool does not have this for some reason, our defending allows for this so many games

What's the xG for me finishing on the toilet before the start of the second half
 
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