Match Thread | Manchester City vs. Tottenham (23/08/25)

[kanovic]

We really look like a low table team against a top 4 lol. We are all over the place, no passing, no defending, no organization, no legs. It’s really sad

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Doku and Bernie have made us shittterr..

 

[waspish]

Spurs playing so well here they’ll look more likely to score

 

[Pancake Arse]

That's a pen on Bobb but fuck me Haaland has been terrible.

I've been saying it for the last 12 months to friends, we play better when haaland doesn't play

 

[madloaf]

Bernardo having one the off the worst performances I have ever seen so far.

In 3 minutes. That is bad.

 

[Ajm1985]

Did we go on the piss after playing Wolves?

 

[houraisen]

We look like a bottom-half team.

 

[Middedon]

I appreciate the optimism (?) that Khusanov is our savior and will turn this around completely.

 

[Chak19]

Tremendous entry by Silva.

 

[hilts]

Nope. He stops just before. Watch the replay. If I'm wrong then fair enough

Afternoon alf-inge :-)

 

[Great Kompany]

I hate to have Spurs as our bogey team.
Cant we chose Crystal Palace or something!

 

[theholysmurf]

Sometimes you’ve just got to laugh, we’re absolutely pathetic today. Better this happen now whilst the window still open but far too many mercenaries in the squad. We’ve got a YouTuber and a Lamborghini brand ambassador/model in the current 11.

 

[HypnoticBlue]

Rico Lewis is a flapper, he shouldn’t be anywhere near this team.

 

[Blue-Ghana]

Bernardo looks dogshit, should have kept Cherki, he played a couple of good passes.

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

We are fucking mess

Same as last season this for me. I can’t see any difference.

 

[come-on-barney]

City looking clueless.

Blane the old players and new players. Tactically a mess. Best defender on the bench.

 

[sh249]

We’re so fucking slow on the ball. Bernardo, Gonzalez, Reijnders all thinking they’ve got ages to get to the ball and turn.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

So, we blamed the old players last year, this year we blame the new players. Perhaps we should focus on where the real problem lies!!

Do enlighten us?

 

[madloaf]

I've been saying it for the last 12 months to friends, we play better when haaland doesn't play

You've been wrong for 12 months. Congratulations for that.

 

[HolisticJim]

Rico Lewis is jisu a non entity. Can't believe we didn't fuck him off to Forrest when we had the chance.

And Bobb.... People talking about him like he was the messiah... Non existent. Get Rodyrigo in here.

I worry about Pep as well, because this is shit.