Match Thread | Newcastle vs Man City (30/10/13)

[Uptop]

This game has been shit to watch but I have enjoyed reading this thread at least!

 

[There is a Light]

Yeah, just push one of our players over when the balls out of play. That's fine.

Can't we just give Newcastle to Scotland?

Keep Newcastle where we always win, give them Sunderland instead

 

[MeatnSpudsMCFC]

Penalties?

Garcia will slip.
Zaba will be pouring with blood.
Negredo will score.
Milner will hit the corner flag.
Navas will run into the ref at high speed in the run up.
Lescott will get his boots stuck in the turf.
Dzeko will pull up a chair.
Kolarov will put the ball through the net, through the stand, into Sunderland and then eventually arriving in Scotland.
And Silva will pass.

Newcastle advance through to the next round. And thank god they will.

 

[PSmyth07]

Can the players master passing forward before the backheels please.

 

[Bluemoon115]

Yeah, just push one of our players over when the balls out of play. That's fine.

Can't we just give Newcastle to Scotland?

We've not given Scotland to Scotland yet!

Can we give Scotland to Scotland, as long as they take Newcastle?

 

[BlueTaylor91]

Dzeko is playing right?

 

[IcriedwhenTueartleft]

Surely Pants for Norwich then?

-- Wed Oct 30, 2013 9:45 pm --

Surely Pants for Norwich then?

I'll certainly have mine on

 

[Anonymous]

we should bring dzeko on.

 

[sh249]

Yeah, just push one of our players over when the balls out of play. That's fine.

Can't we just give Newcastle to Scotland?

Keep Newcastle where we always win, give them Sunderland instead

If we fucked Swansea and Cardiff off as well we'd be in business

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Dzeko is playing right?

Is that a question or a statement