Match Thread | West Ham vs Man City (07/08/22)

[svennis pennis]

I didn’t think we’d see him score goals like that though. All the pundits said so.

 

[I'm Blue]

How fast is this lad.

Like a whippet on speed with a rocket up it’s arse

 

[kun]

How the fuck did Coufal not get booked??!?

 

[Keeper!]

Grealish is still sh1t lol ;)

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Nice of us to wear Dortmund’s colours to get Haaland used to playing with us.

 

[BlueMoonz1977]

Haaland telling Kev, "Feed Me"

 

[handsofstone]

We lost 30 goals between Raz and Jesus....Haaland is already on his way to match that himself not even looking at Alvarez

 

[Chi-town blues]

Haaland could break Shearers record this season I reckon

hope he breaks him while at it

 

[Metal Biker]

It's the sheer pace of him. Jesus wept...

 

[unlikelyfan19]

Something about his size messes with my mind watching that goal. He's like someone pushed all the sliders maxed out in create-a-player.