blue_wkd
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So I start my maternity leave today. 8 or 9 months off work. Any ideas what i'm supposed to do in the month leading upto the baby arriving? I can see me being bored A LOT of the time!
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Maternity Leave
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Banned Tosspot
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Watch daytime TV and after you drop get pregnant again.blue_wkd said:So I start my maternity leave today. 8 or 9 months off work. Any ideas what i'm supposed to do in the month leading upto the baby arriving? I can see me being bored A LOT of the time!
blue_wkd
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How do I get pregnant when I already am? Fool ;@)
Banned Tosspot
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See above fatty ;-)blue_wkd said:How do I get pregnant when I already am? Fool ;@)
blue_wkd
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Oh you edited it!! Now I look silly......
Banned Tosspot
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Nothing new there bimbo ;-)blue_wkd said:Oh you edited it!! Now I look silly......
JohnMaddocksAxe
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Hi Karen.
Didn't know they allowed internet connection in jail.
I think 'maternity leave' is stretching it a bit. A better term would be 'a five stretch'.
If you insist on getting knocked up again whilst inside though, make sure you don't get involved with those creepy prison officers. We've all seen Bad Girls
Didn't know they allowed internet connection in jail.
I think 'maternity leave' is stretching it a bit. A better term would be 'a five stretch'.
If you insist on getting knocked up again whilst inside though, make sure you don't get involved with those creepy prison officers. We've all seen Bad Girls
Newlunar
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During the last month, practice breathing in and out quickly, yes I know you've been doing it all your life but it's a tricky technique and it helps apparently.
Also practice heating up towels and having them to hand because they are quite necessary.
Call your other half "A F**KING C**T and tell him you never want him near you again whilst similtaneuosly digging your fingernails into the back of his hand drawing blood. That way it won't come as such a hurtful shock at the birth.
Good Luck.
Also practice heating up towels and having them to hand because they are quite necessary.
Call your other half "A F**KING C**T and tell him you never want him near you again whilst similtaneuosly digging your fingernails into the back of his hand drawing blood. That way it won't come as such a hurtful shock at the birth.
Good Luck.
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Take up FM2009. The time will fly by faster than spending your term watching Loose Women and Doctors.
tueartsboots
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Try loose women on ITV followed by 2 hours of Jeremy Kyle on ITV 2- Class !
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