Max Aarons

[Ederson's smiley tattoo]

He's like Cancelo but worse at absolutely every single aspect of the game. Similar players though given that they're good going forward but questionable in defence.

 

[TonyColemansbagofapples]

Teamtalk eh? Surprised Txiki is looking at fullbacks when he should be scouting for a replacement for when Guardiola goes to Juve.

This was March 10th 2019. Pep leaving 5 years ago!!!!!!!