Dirty Harry
Well-Known Member
The Tiramisu McFlurry was nice.
I really struggle with the concept of cooking, I wish there were more tv programs to educate me on this complicated subject. You hardly even see a cookery program these days, never mind a chef, you'd think they'd want a bit of airtime, to promote their new book or restaurant, but no, it appears to be a closed shop.Nope - those garbage overpriced burgers at city a couple of years ago were on Oven Bottom Muffins - rubbish. And also far too large for the teeny burgers in them.
McDonalds Grand Big Mac or Burker Kings Bacon Double Cheeseburger XL's are my go to choice if available - and why TF are there NO BK's in Stockport. At All. Default option of McD's Quarterpounder burger otherwise. Despite my best efforts, I just cannot replicate their taste at home either under the grill or on the BBQ.
According to the Map of Google, for me thats 1.4 miles or 28 minutes, walking at 3mph - thats 263 calories for the round trip for a 1290 calorie large McDonald's Quarter Pounder with Cheese Meal. I'd have to walk to my nearest McDonalds and back nearly FIVE times to reach a zero calorie impact FFSThere's an interesting statistic and it goes like this.
If the average person in the UK walked to their nearest mcdonalds, had a big mac meal, and walked home, they wouldn't have burnt off the calories consumed.
I've obviously made that up, but I bet it isn't far off the truth.
Last time I was in Blackpool, I sat in a car and watched my mate get served in a chippy and the girl who served him started wiping her nose with her bare hand as he walked out...I told him when he got back in the car, he binned it and moaned like fuck at me for telling him...It made me gip..Was in Blackpool yesterday morning and nowhere was open for breakfast except McDonald’s when I got there at 7, or at least nowhere I could locate. Don’t mind a McDonald’s breakfast tbf, but the premises was fucking filthy, to a disgraceful extent. I agree, they are normally exceptionally clean, but this one was a fucking disgrace.
What about if you have a 10 minute wank when you get home?According to the Map of Google, for me thats 1.4 miles or 28 minutes, walking at 3mph - thats 263 calories for the round trip for a 1290 calorie large McDonald's Quarter Pounder with Cheese Meal. I'd have to walk to my nearest McDonalds and back nearly FIVE times to reach a zero calorie impact FFS
10 minutes? My mate wants to know what's your secret?What about if you have a 10 minute wank when you get home?
Sorry I meant wanks10 minutes? My mate wants to know what's your secret?
What; 10 one minute wanks? Again, he wants to know your secret.Sorry I meant wanks