MCFC Hooded Jacket for Sale

Overnight, l have done an abrupt about-turn on our erstwhile old chum ROB.

In my considered opinion ,he is now a cnut of the highest order and deserves to be strung up by his knackers ,nekid, and thrashed senseless with carpet grippers.

This is based on the fact that he has so casually and nonchalently cast Manchester City Football Club aside ,with such apparent ease and gay abandon, barely offering a backward glance.

Meanwhile ,the rest of us poor sods suffer a life sentence and are in it for the long haul and all the misery that entails...
 
der-bomber said:
Overnight, l have done an abrupt about-turn on our erstwhile old chum ROB.

In my considered opinion ,he is now a cnut of the highest order and deserves to be strung up by his knackers ,nekid, and thrashed senseless with carpet grippers.

This is based on the fact that he has so casually and nonchalently cast Manchester City Football Club aside ,with such apparent ease and gay abandon, barely offering a backward glance.

Meanwhile ,the rest of us poor sods suffer a life sentence and are in it for the long haul and all the misery that entails...
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I dare say you have a point could you ever imagine a situation where this would happen, maybe a wimbledon/M/keynes situation at a push or a merger but cause he couldn't be arsed in the 6 days of oppurtunity to get off his arse and get a ticket! as Amy says NORRRR NORRRRR NOOOOOOOOOOO!
 
That Wigan accent came out well, Biggsy...

l once went into a shop in Wigan and asked for some Turps....




The woman behind the counter said ''What, Cassette Turps ??''


Not sure if it works in written form.....but they do still use Cassettes in Wigan and old-money.
 
Nah best one, I moved home from Leicester to Timperley and started work at Brooklands Trade and Labour club n New Years Eve. Anyway, band was on from Wigan and girl asked me for a " corke", I said " bottle or daught?", she " naw, a corke fa me bokkle", me " Sorry, I thought you asked for a coke""Naw, a corke to but in me bokkle top", Me" Oh you mean a CORK"
Erm was funny at time, writte not so, however I think most will get jist.















*I horpe"
 
tueartsboots said:
Nah best one, I moved home from Leicester to Timperley and started work at Brooklands Trade and Labour club n New Years Eve. Anyway, band was on from Wigan and girl asked me for a " corke", I said " bottle or daught?", she " naw, a corke fa me bokkle", me " Sorry, I thought you asked for a coke""Naw, a corke to but in me bokkle top", Me" Oh you mean a CORK"
Erm was funny at time, writte not so, however I think most will get jist.















*I horpe"
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did you ask her whether she called it a muffin or a barm though lad?
 
tueartsboots said:
Nah best one, I moved home from Leicester to Timperley and started work at Brooklands Trade and Labour club n New Years Eve. Anyway, band was on from Wigan and girl asked me for a " corke", I said " bottle or daught?", she " naw, a corke fa me bokkle", me " Sorry, I thought you asked for a coke""Naw, a corke to but in me bokkle top", Me" Oh you mean a CORK"
Erm was funny at time, writte not so, however I think most will get jist.

















*I horpe"
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You do know she was offering you a shag?




;-)
 
When I was working in a local shop a polish bloke asked me "You have large cock?"

Turned out he wanted a 2 litre bottle of Coca Cola - haha
 
Just heard of a pal of mine whose close to the ticket office that the corporate swines have taken a good few hundred of the tickets for shalke away, scandalous!
 
Biggsy1 said:
Just heard of a pal of mine whose close to the ticket office that the corporate swines have taken a good few hundred of the tickets for shalke away, scandalous!
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Thats fine - we'll let them have Schalke tickets - Just as long as they didnt take any Hamburg tickets.

BTW- Can you see the pitch from Schalke ?
 
GStar said:
I'm absolutely fumming!!

I have a ROBLaccess Card which usually entitles me to some form of priority over other bluemoon members when it comes to the sale of jizz soaked items.

I've now got to get up early tomorrow to try and get to the front of the queue for this item against part timers shirt wearers who've only just turned up now theres bodily fluids involved and theres extras involved.

I've been involved in every item or ROBL's clothing sale's since the early rounds and now im being shafted over a barrell because theres jizz involved.

I'm turning my back on ROBL, if he can't treat people right and organise his sales to his own rules then i want nothing more to do with him!
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This is still just about the funniest post I've ever read.

I've been involved in every item or ROBL's clothing sale's since the early rounds and now im being shafted over a barrell because theres jizz involved.

Absolutely PMSL
 
This thread has to be one of the funniest I have ever read on here - just seeing the title appear in 'Off Topic' again made me laugh.

What's happened to ROBL250 though? Did all the piss taking stop him posting on here?
 
mammutly said:
GStar said:
I'm absolutely fumming!!

I have a ROBLaccess Card which usually entitles me to some form of priority over other bluemoon members when it comes to the sale of jizz soaked items.

I've now got to get up early tomorrow to try and get to the front of the queue for this item against part timers shirt wearers who've only just turned up now theres bodily fluids involved and theres extras involved.

I've been involved in every item or ROBL's clothing sale's since the early rounds and now im being shafted over a barrell because theres jizz involved.

I'm turning my back on ROBL, if he can't treat people right and organise his sales to his own rules then i want nothing more to do with him!
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This is still just about the funniest post I've ever read.

I've been involved in every item or ROBL's clothing sale's since the early rounds and now im being shafted over a barrell because theres jizz involved.

Absolutely PMSL
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It has to be seen in conjuction with his 'I've just ripped up my Accesscard' hissy fit upstairs for full effect.

Absolutely hilarious thread - the first response by Swales Lives had me chuckling, and it just kept getting funnier.
 
BingoBango said:
mammutly said:
GStar said:
I'm absolutely fumming!!

I have a ROBLaccess Card which usually entitles me to some form of priority over other bluemoon members when it comes to the sale of jizz soaked items.

I've now got to get up early tomorrow to try and get to the front of the queue for this item against part timers shirt wearers who've only just turned up now theres bodily fluids involved and theres extras involved.

I've been involved in every item or ROBL's clothing sale's since the early rounds and now im being shafted over a barrell because theres jizz involved.

I'm turning my back on ROBL, if he can't treat people right and organise his sales to his own rules then i want nothing more to do with him!
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This is still just about the funniest post I've ever read.

I've been involved in every item or ROBL's clothing sale's since the early rounds and now im being shafted over a barrell because theres jizz involved.

Absolutely PMSL
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It has to be seen in conjuction with his 'I've just ripped up my Accesscard' hissy fit upstairs for full effect.

Absolutely hilarious thread - the first response by Swales Lives had me chuckling, and it just kept getting funnier.
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Yes. The snapped Acccess card saga made for the perfect combination.

Robb deserves a lot of credit. I'm sure he'd have permanent celebrity status if he were to come back.
 
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