How about a couple of alternative tables.
Such as how many points would the rats have if a goalkeeper actually played like a goalkeeper instead of acting like an octopus who's took about 20 E's?
Or how about an alternate table taking out Salahs, ahem, fouls in the box and not awarding a penalty every time the wind blew through that cheating curly haired Scouse ****s flowing locks?
Or how about offside goals. Simple enough. Offside is offside, onside is onside.
Let's see how the table would look then!
If there was a cup for petitions the mickeys would have trebles and quads falling out of their shellsuits every year.
I fuckin hate you Scouse ****s with a passion.