If the top teams all making it through to the quarter finals is so newsworthy, it suggests it’s not a very usual occurrence.
You could therefore argue that the unpredictability of the champions league in previous years was predictable, and the predictability of this year’s quarter final line-up involving all the top teams is actually fairly unpredictable.
What I’m trying to say, to avoid any confusion, is that it’s either unpredictably predictable or predictably unpredictable.
Therefore the only thing we can predict with any degree of certainty is that the BBC are a bunch of cunts.