eyalluvitt
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‘Or a chimp that has been totally shaved, smeared in glue and kicked through topman’Or a melted blancmange inserted into an egg slicer...
Frankie Boyle
‘Or a chimp that has been totally shaved, smeared in glue and kicked through topman’Or a melted blancmange inserted into an egg slicer...
Not going to lie......i envy the fact we haven't done this.
F*ck the fans, and let's caress the medias bollocks.
Hahaha
Sky mane shagger is now saying slot was always the choice but no one knew about it lol.
I love this shit. Alonso was the main target then this Ruben fella.
It’s unreal brainwashing.
It's interesting to think about the vocabulary the media on the whole uses about City even when they are (supposedly) praising us. "Relentless." "Ominous." "Machine." "Unstoppable."
They are all words with deeply negative connotations.
Actually, we play beautiful football. We innovate by bringing defenders into central midfield and inverting our full backs. We play our way through high presses with instant, one touch football. We play no-look passes because we know where our team mates are going to be. We cut through defences with team goals like a knife through butter (how many times have we seen a far-post tap in come at the end of a 20 pass move?). We score top corner thunderbastards from 20+ yards. Our wide players bring 40 yard cross-field balls under instant control. Our goalkeeper, no less, pings highly accurate 60 yard balls into spaces we can exploit behind high defensive lines. Oscar Bobb and Jeremy Doku excite crowds by taking on defenders one-on -one. Even our big, old-fashioned centre forward (Kevin de Bruyne) bangs his headers into the top corner from 12 yards out.
The vocabulary used to describe us invokes none of these things. There's a piss funny Jaws Paddy Power thing from last season where some grizzled old scouser tells a bunch of Arsenal fans in a bar what it's like being hunted down by City, and he talks about our black lifeless eyes. That's a parody - I think - but it's not actually a million miles away from the way the Telegraph and the Mail describe it.
Those words I've used above. "Ominous." "Machine." "Relentless." Even when they are complimenting us - through their gritted teeth - it's a long way from the way they used to describe Arse or the rags back in the day.
It's how they'd describe the fucking Terminator.
Who was it? My badDon't think it was ronay
To be fair @kippaxwarrior, you lost me at Keown........... ;-)Keown had a full on meltdown on TalkShite this morning.
Claimed Brighton rolled over for us last night and claimed the other 5 teams we play will roll over and it's a shame "Magnificent" Arsenal probably won't win the league.
Even Jordan defended us!
Pep at the end of the season:It's interesting to think about the vocabulary the media on the whole uses about City even when they are (supposedly) praising us. "Relentless." "Ominous." "Machine." "Unstoppable."
They are all words with deeply negative connotations.
Actually, we play beautiful football. We innovate by bringing defenders into central midfield and inverting our full backs. We play our way through high presses with instant, one touch football. We play no-look passes because we know where our team mates are going to be. We cut through defences with team goals like a knife through butter (how many times have we seen a far-post tap in come at the end of a 20 pass move?). We score top corner thunderbastards from 20+ yards. Our wide players bring 40 yard cross-field balls under instant control. Our goalkeeper, no less, pings highly accurate 60 yard balls into spaces we can exploit behind high defensive lines. Oscar Bobb and Jeremy Doku excite crowds by taking on defenders one-on -one. Even our big, old-fashioned centre forward (Kevin de Bruyne) bangs his headers into the top corner from 12 yards out.
The vocabulary used to describe us invokes none of these things. There's a piss funny Jaws Paddy Power thing from last season where some grizzled old scouser tells a bunch of Arsenal fans in a bar what it's like being hunted down by City, and he talks about our black lifeless eyes. That's a parody - I think - but it's not actually a million miles away from the way the Telegraph and the Mail describe it.
Those words I've used above. "Ominous." "Machine." "Relentless." Even when they are complimenting us - through their gritted teeth - it's a long way from the way they used to describe Arse or the rags back in the day.
It's how they'd describe the fucking Terminator.
but then, I also don't remember them dominating league titles for a decade eitherAnyone remember the good old days when Wenger's sublime Arsenal sides used to be described as Relentless." "Ominous." "Machine." "Unstoppable."?
No me neither..........