Tomorrow's exclusive.
The British media sift through Ruben Amorins shit to see what foods make him a fuckin superhuman, super hero, first of it's kind, buliet proof kind of manager never been seen on these shores.
Talk about buttering the prick up.
This is only going to end in tears like the other 2nd comings they've had at the helm sworn in with white smoke and trumpets blaring and rose petals scattered whenever they walk.
Sky have actually got Nevile (a newly appointed utd ambassador) interviewing utds new manager.
It's just a fanzine.