You could've also listed the stuff from that classic 'Not The Nine'o'Clock News' sketch about racist, Fascist policing 40 years ago.. and my, how (almost) prescient were they when writing about the '117 (cf the 115!) charges' laid against 'Mr Winston Kodogo'!!:Move the goalposts re FFP - Check.
Uefa try to get us banned from Europe - Check.
Premier League fine us countless times for apparently being late for the 2nd half - Check.
Uefa fine us for booing a player - Check
Nostrils harris accuse pep of backhanders on the day we complete the domestic quad - Check
Premier League throw 115 Charges at us - Check
We need to change owners because clubs can't be state owned( even though we aren't state owned) - Check
I'm sure there is a list as long as my arm to do with us and "wrongdoings".
'And we have some more here, Constable Savage: 'Walking on the cracks in the pavement,' 'Walking in a loud shirt in a built-up area during the hours of darkness,' and 'Walking around with an offensive wife.' In short, Savage, in the space of one month you have brought one hundred and seventeen ridiculous, trumped-up and ludicrous charges.. against the same man'