Alan Partridge " Someone's wrote a rude word on the side of my car"Stone is like the Alan Partridge of football journalism.
Receptionist " Is it tosser?"
Alan Partridge " Someone's wrote a rude word on the side of my car"Stone is like the Alan Partridge of football journalism.
I don't think the media are literally having kittens.The Sly Sports reporter who is stood outside St James Park, is telling all and sundry that this is now possibly the best transfer window ever!
Now that Isak is going to the dippers and Newcastle are settling for Wissa, the media are literally having kittens.
I would love to see the fallout if Liverpool don't retain their title this season.
Try and spin that you gaslighting fuckers.
My bad B.S.I don't think the media are literally having kittens.
If they are, I might like one.
But I don't see how reporters of either gender are able to give birth to small cats.
Of course, they may well be metaphorically having kittens. But not literally (look up the meaning of the word in a dictionary, or google it).
I prefer 'wanking himself daft'My bad B.S.
The point that I was trying to make "metaphorically" is the media are very excited about Isak becoming a Liverpool player.
My apologies for not using the correct phrase. How about: "the reporter is doing cartwheels outside St James Park?".
They always do it that way.Notice the Rags and Dipper fees in the headlines on BBC exclude add ons yet Newcastle they have added the 5 million potential add ons to the headline fee
Well again you'd be wrong. He was doing handstands but kept over balancing.My bad B.S.
The point that I was trying to make "metaphorically" is the media are very excited about Isak becoming a Liverpool player.
My apologies for not using the correct phrase. How about: "the reporter is doing cartwheels outside St James Park?".
Musicals, family life and more! It'll be given out big time in the 'more' bit! The BBC love a bit of scurrilous tittle tattle!You don’t have to click on the link.
I bet there’s no mention of him sh*gging a Granny.
More positive PR, happy families, bulls*t for Rooney.
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The Football Interview - Series 1: Wayne Rooney
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My bad B.S.
The point that I was trying to make "metaphorically" is the media are very excited about Isak becoming a Liverpool player.
My apologies for not using the correct phrase. How about: "the reporter is doing cartwheels outside St James Park?".
What did they say, if you don’t mind me asking.Not even signed Donna Summer yet and the media narrative is already negative towards him and Pep.
I'm shocked...
"We don't understand why he's going to City. Hes not a Pep type player..."What did they say, if you don’t mind me asking.