Media Thread 2017/18

[Bob Smiles]

I wouldn't even wipe my arse with the metro.

 

[kimbanor]

Are we also selling Debruyne, Sterling and Otamendi seeing as they have the night off?

good point [emoji6][emoji106]

 

[The perfect fumble]

I guess are starting «Silly season» part 2 of the 2017/ 2018 season. as also just read this headline in the Metro
«Arsene Wenger to demand Vincent Kompany in exchange for Alexis Sanchez»

Read more: http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/19/arsen...-exchange-alexis-sanchez-7171062/?ito=cbshare
Twitter: https://twitter.com/MetroUK | Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MetroUK/

I honestly thought that was a joke headline! We should offer the old f***er Carlos Tevez then give him Chappy, he'll be happy blud.

 

[ballbag]

I wouldn't even wipe my arse with the metro.

What else are you supposed to use after having a shit on a bus?

 

[morleyswife]

What else are you supposed to use after having a shit on a bus?

Ask a granny for a tissue

 

[cptnemo]

What else are you supposed to use after having a shit on a bus?

Just wipe your arse on the seats. It won't make a difference to the seats.

 

[deano ou812]

Just read this artical! didn’t A.Kun resigne a new contract earlier this year.
Anyone know if it is truth to this, or just the normal, reports over making BIG out of minor frustration from kun

I have hard beliving Kun will be leaving city anytime soon.

http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/19/sergi...-squad-real-madrid-prepare-62m-offer-7171722/

Thought there may be something to this until I seen the fee £62mill try double then and only then would we even start to think about it that’s think about it..

 

[kaz7]

stop quoting the fucking metro,its a comic

 

[Impeccable One]

Just wipe your arse on the seats. It won't make a difference to the seats.

No chance ... you can catch disgusting germs from those seats !

 

[mat]

stop quoting the fucking metro,its a comic

It’s the free, dumbed down version of the daily fail.

 

[urban genie]

stop quoting the fucking metro,its a comic

Made by thr sme publisher as the MEN and mirror, who are well known for anti city bollocks.

It's pap for people stuck on buses to pass the time rather, who actually considers it news

 

[jimharri]

Anyone seen that interview with the 100 year old Bristol City fan on SSN? She was asked if she thought her team could beat the vermin. "I wouldn't say if it was Manchester City. Now, Manchester U****d; it's possible". Good girl.

 

[Mike N]

Anyone seen that interview with the 100 year old Bristol City fan on SSN? She was asked if she thought her team could beat the vermin. "I wouldn't say if it was Manchester City. Now, Manchester U****d; it's possible". Good girl.

Very good!

 

[Sir peace frog]

Anyone seen that interview with the 100 year old Bristol City fan on SSN? She was asked if she thought her team could beat the vermin. "I wouldn't say if it was Manchester City. Now, Manchester U****d; it's possible". Good girl.

shes only pissed off because rooney dumped her for an older lady

 

[bondsman]

David Squires latest is a cracker https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...id-squires-on-manchester-city-football-utopia

Do people consider him amusing?

 

[Sir peace frog]

Do people consider him amusing?

well I dont

 

[jimharri]

shes only pissed off because rooney dumped her for an older lady

Rooney? You mean "Wazza"™, shirley?

 

[Gabriel]

Appalling article in the Telegraph today (shan't even link). Scribbler seems more intent on slaughtering Bravo than reporting the actualities of the game.

 

[andyhinch]

Appalling article in the Telegraph today (shan't even link). Scribbler seems more intent on slaughtering Bravo than reporting the actualities of the game.

Could be any number of posters on here then ;-)

 

[Rolee]

Appalling article in the Telegraph today (shan't even link). Scribbler seems more intent on slaughtering Bravo than reporting the actualities of the game.

Slaughtering Bravo for what? A few poor decisions in his passing?