Media Thread 2020/21

[mat]

God is a city fan.

He must be Mr Klopp as he's given us Jesus.

 

[HelloCity]

 

[bluealf]

What a tool. Anybody remember the sympathy we received when we had key injuries last season? Nope, neither do I.

Absolutely none, but then we have the biggest 25 man squad in world football so we were always going to be fine.

Wankers

 

[De Souza]

More excuses :)

“You just cannot play football in this heavy wind,” the German went on to try explain. “I am convinced now that God is a Man City fan and that he will do everything to stop us. You can’t win against God.”

“Most importantly we have to admit that they scored twice, and we didn’t so that makes the result. Around their goals I think we created enough but we didn’t finish the situations off. We weren’t clinical.”

 

[leithblue]

What a tool. Anybody remember the sympathy we received when we had key injuries last season? Nope, neither do I.

the state of some of the replies - there’s one Scientologist that’s put up a “Liverpool Injury Tracker” they’ve made on Excel to show how tough it is for them

 

[@BluePhil8]

More excuses :)

“You just cannot play football in this heavy wind,” the German went on to try explain. “I am convinced now that God is a Man City fan and that he will do everything to stop us. You can’t win against God.”

“Most importantly we have to admit that they scored twice, and we didn’t so that makes the result. Around their goals I think we created enough but we didn’t finish the situations off. We weren’t clinical.”

He’s really said this? I mean, I agree.

 

[Mr Blue Moon]

God is a city fan.

He must be Mr Klopp as he's given us Jesus.

Twice!

 

[De Souza]

He’s really said this? I mean, I agree.

apparently so.. I wasn't sure myself tbh when I first read it.

Klopp On Merseyside Derby Loss: I Cannot Explain

This is the lowest of the low.

liverpooloffside.sbnation.com

 

[ctwrd]

apparently so.. I wasn't sure myself tbh when I first read it.

Klopp On Merseyside Derby Loss: I Cannot Explain

This is the lowest of the low.

liverpooloffside.sbnation.com

Cant see it on mainstream media unless they’re covering up the idiocy

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

apparently so.. I wasn't sure myself tbh when I first read it.

Klopp On Merseyside Derby Loss: I Cannot Explain

This is the lowest of the low.

liverpooloffside.sbnation.com

I would say he's lost the plot, but I'm not entirely sure he had it in the first place.