He's the new Barton. Remember when they did a rehabilitation job on our Joey, made him out to be some kind of philosopher, a man of wisdom? Then threw him away again.
That is Gary Neville. Lap it up Gaz, they're using your inability to control your mouth or engage your brain, or the values you were brought up with.
History will see the funny side. And maybe you'll look back in years to come, and think, I didn't need to do that. I didn't need to give them such great TV, I would have kept my job. Why did I give in like that?
And then you'll be like the rest of us who find out too late what an obvious fucking twat we can be. And you'll hate the people around you, wish you'd listened to the ones you ignored, the ones who told you the obvious truth.
That your mouth is way too big, and you don't use it responsibly! That when someone tells you that, you go full tilt. And that's what's happened to you Gaz.
Kloppy nailed you - anyone can talk shit from a studio. The real world has to account for the consequences of their words. It's not brave, it's foolish. You end up disconnected. People love it, because people don't think enough. That's why only a few get given the responsibility of talking in public, of leading. Because they have to think.
They gave you that chair Gary, and what did you do with it? Let your mouth run the show. Show Kloppy again Gary, what a big, clever man you are.
Everyone who didn't give into emotion, will know you for the fool you are. But there's one thing, being a fool, and another, encouragin other people to act like fools, and glossing over the element of violence against ordinary people doing their job.
Trump was bought up that way. He had no morals whatsoever. He didn't get it twisted inside. Not a chance.
But you did, Gary. You got your morals all messed up. Not too late to clarify, is it? Violence is not acceptable? It was a mistake? Nah, don't let that ruin the message you wanna put out. No one can stop you, can they. They're not even trying. Because your soul doesn't matter a jot to them - watching you blow it all publicly is damned good TV. But carry on, tell us again, what you really believe in. You're not a hypocrit. You're sure of it. Never been surer, have you Gary?
All because Kloppy tweaked your nose, and your mouth hasn't stopped flapping since.
Moron.