Media Thread 2020/21

[Mike Cledford]

Merseyside's finest did try to track him by phoning his contact number but he didn't answer.

No they got the answer machine
and left a message 'Dis is de police at Tuebrook nick. Please leave a message'.
So the officer checked the messages but it was engaged and he got through it was the Station answer machine asking him to leave a message. Which he did and its been going backwards and forwards ever since which is one of the reasons they never have the resources to catch bus wreckers.
It only stopped when a new officer started at the nick and he listened to the messages. He asked the sergeant if it was an offence to impersonate a police officer. 'Dere's a message.on here from some bloke whose trying to sound like that bloke who has just retired'.

 

[Mike Cledford]

We all know it’s Blue!

Of course. I've been humming that song since Tuesday for some reason.

 

[Mike Cledford]

You beat me to it.

Of course. Your post had to get over Offas Dyke.

No crude jokes please.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

What did he say

'You've been merked'!

*Snaps fingers and sits on a couch in an inner city industrial location whilst the camera pans around him *

Will we be treated to a special Euro adaptation of Rio's World Cup Wind Ups?

Oh how we all laughed.........

 

[BeerIsTheBest]

Wasn't he right at the front and very visible?

As visible as the scallies on top of the police vans when they bricked our coach.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Big Andy Morrison giving it big style...top bloke

Where ?

When?

 

[Mike Cledford]

Delooney twerking for united fans with some prime redshirt clickbait today. Reckons we should all be grateful to them.
He also appears to have a new source, Andy Walsh, who he describes throughout the article as a ‘fan activist’.
Weirdly there is no mention whatsoever of his time as the vainglorious personal empire builder and founder of FC Ego Trip or the shady circumstances of his departure from the Moston pallet stack, along with a big bag of money and half his lickspittles from the board.
Just like the work of David Conn the Uncle Tom, their commitment to honest journalism seems to fail them when dealing with this speccy shyster

Walsh might have been the one who having him self as a 'fan activist'' although he has not been to a match since 2005.
Not so active then.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Great to see the Goat berting like the best of them on SSN:

I love the Goat........

 

[LongsightM13]

Walsh might have been the one who having him self as a 'fan activist'' although he has not been to a match since 2005.
Not so active then.

The whole laughable episode was a fucking conman on a massive ego trip. Gullible rubes lapped up his bullshit

 

[blue61]

Delooney twerking for united fans with some prime redshirt clickbait today. Reckons we should all be grateful to them.
He also appears to have a new source, Andy Walsh, who he describes throughout the article as a ‘fan activist’.
Weirdly there is no mention whatsoever of his time as the vainglorious personal empire builder and founder of FC Ego Trip or the shady circumstances of his departure from the Moston pallet stack, along with a big bag of money and half his lickspittles from the board.
Just like the work of David Conn the Uncle Tom, their commitment to honest journalism seems to fail them when dealing with this speccy shyster

Andy Walsh, I use to know him well. His sister was my GF for a couple of years. At one time he also played in goals for our football team, he was as bad at that as he was supporting the rags. In the years I knew him he never attended matches and that was well before FC United came along.