Media Thread 2020/21

[Centurions]

Our attack must be shit for scoring less than rags!

FFS Jesus.

 

[Mid Wales blue]

Our attack must be shit for scoring less than rags!

Foden scored!

 

[Mid Wales blue]

We're above United and we haven't even played yet, mind you they've scored more goals than us.

And our defence looks solid at the moment.

 

[MillionMilesAway]

It was Eni Aluko....

Cheers, my bad.

 

[crazyg]

He's mad as cheese. Remember when he posted a video of himself licking a raw chicken?

He IS French, you know. They'll eat anything.

 

[Fordyboy46]

He IS French, you know. They'll eat anything.

That's Chinese isn't it?

 

[Mike Cledford]

If you click on the three dots on the story you can click on ‘Not interested in Manchester United/this story. Your page will ‘learn’ what stories you want to see.
Rap
I get no United stuff now. Or Kardashions and none of the Express’ weird fixation with BBC Breakfast presenters.

I cant always get the three dots but when l do I've been using it with glee.
I had noticed the thing with the presenters too. The Express treats them like national treasurers and sort of scoring them when they argue with ministers particularly on Covid. Like the Mail the online version has loads of links to crap stuff about so called celebrities of no interest to normal people which is a sad reflection on a large amount of the population.

 

[laserblue]

"United's new £39 million signing scores on debut in 4 goal thriller".

Copyright Simon Stone.

 

[Beaker]

He's mad as cheese. Remember when he posted a video of himself licking a raw chicken?

I don’t actually remember that one. I do remember that I took a particular dislike to him when he played for United. Him and that Spanish lad who’s at PSG now, I can’t remember his name.

 

[jimharri]

Didn’t Evra give Alex Scott a patronising round of applause after she did a piece of analysis during the World Cup? I can’t believe any TV channel continues to employ him!!!

It was Eni Aluko;

Evra challenged over clapping fellow ITV pundit Aluko's World Cup analysis

Patrice Evra’s applause for Eni Aluko was ‘sexist’, according to social media critics

www.google.com

Like you, I find it staggering he's getting a gig on TV. Leaving out his misogynistic reaction in the above story, the bloke is very hard to understand. Not his fault, clearly. But surely, these guys/girls do some sort of screen test, to see how they come across?

 

[crazyg]

That's Chinese isn't it?

Nowt wrong with bats.
If it crawls, hops, slithers. flies, etc, the French will eat it. Haute cuisine they call it.
First time we went to France, my wife spotted some nice looking meat in the local Leclerc hypermarket, and asked what Cheval was. I said it finished last in the 3:30 at Ascot the day before. We didn't buy it.

 

[manimanc]

What?

Honestly, what is this shit?

Is it because Palace just battered them and the 659m red mardarses will need cheering up?

I'm so glad I don't read papers anymore, this is from the sky sports news app, another pro utd set of wankers.

I'd love to know how they will make Dortmund sell Sancho at a cut price deal!

 

[chesterbells]

Nowt wrong with bats.
If it crawls, hops, slithers. flies, etc, the French will eat it. Haute cuisine they call it.
First time we went to France, my wife spotted some nice looking meat in the local Leclerc hypermarket, and asked what Cheval was. I said it finished last in the 3:30 at Ascot the day before. We didn't buy it.

If someone is gonna eat pig and cattle meat, I’m not sure why horse meat is a problem tbh.

 

[simmo]

Mail Thiago and Diogo Jota's arrivals at Liverpool are game-changers... Pep Guardiola does not have enough answers to the question of how to catch Jurgen Klopp's side

Mail quick with their headlines. Not even played yet.

 

[willipp]

Mail Thiago and Diogo Jota's arrivals at Liverpool are game-changers... Pep Guardiola does not have enough answers to the question of how to catch Jurgen Klopp's side

Mail quick with their headlines. Not even played yet.

Thats nothing compared to the doom and gloom on here.

 

[crazyg]

If someone is gonna eat pig and cattle meat, I’m not sure why horse meat is a problem tbh.

Quite agree. Many religions also place restrictions on what their followers are not supposed to eat. I've never knowingly eaten horse either, but I've had some dodgy stews in my time!

 

[stonerblue]

When opened my new phone a bit ago, l got, totally uninvited and certainly unwanted, a google page with an article about OGS saying Uniteds sending was not planned with three more rags stories below. Nothing else. I got rid of it quickly so l dont know if it was MUEN related like yours.
Can anybody advise how to stop this shite occurring? ( l suspect you don't know like me either)

turn off google news maybe?

 

[waspish]

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What?

Honestly, what is this shit?

Is it because Palace just battered them and the 659m red mardarses will need cheering up?

I'm so glad I don't read papers anymore, this is from the sky sports news app, another pro utd set of wankers.

I'd love to know how they will make Dortmund sell Sancho at a cut price deal!

Maybe cut price of 105m

 

[Mister Harvey]

I don’t actually remember that one. I do remember that I took a particular dislike to him when he played for United. Him and that Spanish lad who’s at PSG now, I can’t remember his name.

Your thinking of the ultimate shit house, Ander Herrera.

 

[Blumooniac]

Browsing the football pages and there is not a single article on us on The Mirror main page. Scrolled from top to bottom.