Media thread 2022/23

[Mid Wales blue]

No.

Hey, Mr Haaland, you of 1:1 goal ratio at international level, domestic level and european level.

Hey, thanks for signing, but you see, we do things differently here. We're willing to listen sure - what? you like the ball played through where you can run onto it and hit it? Well, i'm gonna be honest we're not gonna do that.

So, you want the balled played quickly so you can 1-2 with someone and get a shot off? Well, i'm gonna be honest we're not gonna do that.

But i'll tell you what...we used to have this little brazilian who ran and ran and ran and scored 1:3. Can you do that?

Why did we get rid of him if we want you to do the same you ask? Well that's a good question. Let me refer you to the marketing department for the answer to that.

You don't get a ferrari and put a roof rack on it for fucks sake.

You were saying.

 

[Blueknows]

Just show them a photo of the PL table since the GPC left them, that'll put them back in their boxes.

Spending 1.5 billion + since.last.winning the league

 

[madloaf]

You were saying.



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Lol!

 

[jrb]

Astonished that the Daily Mail this morning covering League Cup Final from a Newcastle perspective. HOWAY THE LADS.

Is that in-between the *23 United articles*?

Including this gem.

 

[waspish]

Is that in-between the *23 United articles*?

Including this gem.

Of course they are all excited they won fuck all for the last five years any sniff of a trophy they’ll be all doing cart wheels and if they just won the league cup and had a bus celebration they’d be 10m in Manchester waving them on

 

[Tracking back]

The media find it impossible to give Pep or our club any praise , its pathetic.

You're right Jimmy it is pathetic.

But long may it continue.

As long as the Press and British Broadcasting media are either ignoring us or slagging us off, that means that we're on the right side of winning things and ultimately getting it right.

So long may we continue to be a thorn in their side and boil their piss.

 

[Chris Holmes]

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

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"I can't wait to see Ronnie 'n Reggie's faces when I show 'em this!"

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

The DT this morning have begun the campaign, despite the goalscoring stats, for the PotS, and you'll never guess who they put in the frame halfway through the season! No, you were miles off! It's St Marcus of Benchill!

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

The DT this morning have begun the campaing, despite the goalscoring stats, for the PotS, and you'll never guess who they put in the frame halfway through the season! No, you were miles off! It's St Marcus of Benchill!

I thought this was going to happen, I wouldn’t be surprised if Haaland breaks records and doesn’t receive any of the player’s or writer’s awards.