Media thread 2022/23

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Not an agenda as such, just chasing clicks. Can’t see it changing anytime soon. I’ve largely fucked the media off and feel better for it.
Yup, me too. Got a scores app so I can see any non city results and a Man city news feed to peruse the usual stream of click bait without giving the fekkers my time. Feels like back in the day when you scanned the pink final, binned it and carried on regardless.
Don't let those bastardos grind you down
 
Mark Doyle while writing his entitled meltdown about Pep(in fact it's how I picture most toxic Liverpool fans, crusading online against every City fan they encounter):

While bashing their keyboard to bits:
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Upon hitting the submit button:
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He is bitter, paranoid, desperate and deluded, which is, honestly, a little sad from a neutral perspective, but also wholly understandable.
So, he says: Bitter, desperate and deluded... From a neutral perspective. Tell you what Mark, since we are on the subject of medals. If they gave medals for creating the most hypocritical sentence possible, in the least amount of words, that's the only one you'd fucking deserve.
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I'm watching the City CL game on CBS and it's about the fairest commentating I've ever heard..

When Mahrez shot his free kick into the wall.. "Mahrez's gyroscope is malfunctioning!"

When RB Leipzig keeper caught the ball.. "Nice play by the keeper!"

Overall: "If you call RB Leipzig's performance in the first half impotent.. that's flattering!"


My jaw is on the floor.. I haven't heard anything negative yet..

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I'm watching the City CL game and it's about the fairest commentating I've ever heard..

When Mahrez shot his free kick into the wall.. "Mahrez's gyroscope is malfunctioning!"

When RB Leipzig keeper caught the ball.. "Nice play by the keeper!"

Overall: "If you call RB Leipzig's performance in the first half impotent.. that's flattering!"


My jaw is on the floor.. I haven't heard anything negative yet..
Whos kidnapped Martin Keown, I'm in shock at how positive he has been about Pep & City
 
Erm sure that Jake wanker presenting has just asked ‘where is the aggressive Leipzig we expected. It has to be better’ and then ‘the home fans are trying their best to get their team into it’ or something similar. He’s desperate for this ‘really good’ Leipzig to get back into it.
 
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