Media thread 2022/23

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cashmereundies said:
DIARY OF ALDRIDGE MOLE aged 63 & 3/4.
MONDAY:
Regressed to being a 14 year old today, sneaky cider on the park,throwing stones at taxis and playfully tugging my new girlfriends hair.Well I say new girlfriend she called me a paedo and said I was old enough to be her grandad, she phoned her dad, told her I wasn't scared til I saw the size of him so did one.
TUESDAY:
Woke up with a thick head..... Yeh Billy my fellow scouser stayed over last night. We had so much fun comparing YNWA to Bluemoon but he then wound me up when he said actually he quite liked BM so I chucked him out. Must say that smell of piss is getting stronger better change out of these damp strides.
WEDNESDAY:
Phoned up talksport today, some foolish caller claimed that City were the best team in the World.Simon Jordan agreed with me when I said Liverpool were the best football team then mumbled something about though the stats didn't bear this out not talking to him again.
THURSDAY:
Had an argument with a City fan today, he claimed that Liverpool fans are fickle but I told him that we always play in front of a full house with 50,000 locked out and you know what he said " yeh if you're playing in a Champions League final in Paris" cheek! Anyway at least we don't play in the emptyhad and our songs are better.
FRIDAY:
Love listening to Jurgen he talks a lot of sense,much more than that Pep bloke ,which got me thinking (which fucking hurt more than you could ever imagine) which areas of Liverpool does the squad come from. Jurgen sounds like a Fazackerley man to me though someone says he might hail from Formby. Mo must be from Toxteth and I do believe Nunez moved from West Derby to Uraguay when he was 3. It's so great having an all Scouse team.
SATURDAY:
Can't get City out of my head today. What can I claim about them without sounding bitter and twisted.......fuckall I always sound bitter and twisted. Did you see their trophy parade ours had two million on a twenty mile route whilst theirs was 300 metres and just 30 plastics were paid to line the street. They've got no songs so it was like a silent protest and I'll always claim that their title wins don't count because they did'nt earn their money. Little insignificant club how dare they compete with the mighty Reds.
SUNDAY:
Pissed up last night, went on social media and made my valid points ie:City. You know what some have replied. Huh! Liverpools parade was on a Sunday so wouldn't have the same kind of impact as having it on a weekday with all the implications of people going home from work and being unable to close off roads. Huh! People going home from work. Liverpool fans have to put on a show says one it's like they have to make sure they are being watched before performing to the media. Don't recognise that, the Kop always started to sing when we were winning. City's income surpasses Liverpools huh! don't they realise we've not even dipped into the Coutinho money yet?
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'In order to diarise like Aldo, you must first be at one with Aldo'.........
 
john blue said:
you have not mentioned the MAIN news, it has been decided, after lengthy talks, that all the first team squad, after training, will , wait for it, HAVE THEIR DINNER TOGETHER. Pp and Klopp must be trembling. f.f.s.
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Next thing that will come out is he wants only happy faces in training
 
the-ecstacy-of-eight said:
You've just shown me a video of White holding onto the back of Bruce's shirt and pushing him as he gives him a mouthful, which is pretty much exactly what I said he did?!?!
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yep ... This is from David White Shades Of Blue: The TV cameras captured me giving Brucey some serious stick, shouting and swearing at him as he lay spreadeagled on the deck. I was bang out of order, and watching the footage afterwards made me cringe with embarrassment. Who on earth was I to hurl abuse at such an honest and honoured professional.
 
john blue said:
you have not mentioned the MAIN news, it has been decided, after lengthy talks, that all the first team squad, after training, will , wait for it, HAVE THEIR DINNER TOGETHER. Pp and Klopp must be trembling. f.f.s.
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Hope it’s the same chef that did for Spurs before their West Ham game :)
 
Fuck me, BBC article (which I won’t link) about Chelsea making contact for Raz, mentions Phil, Gundogan, Bernardo and Alavarez with no cash value- but when it comes to Grealish it’s “£100m man Jack Grealish” as a replacement for Raz - many would say 100m to replace Raheem was good business anyway? What a plethora of cunts (the collective noun)
 
Hilarious that when players are believed to be leaving City how they are lauded , Jesus is now a great signing , Sterling vastly underrated , Ake a £40m bargain but was overpriced when we bought him , the media agenda is astonishing but when we call the out we are being sensitive.
Don't think the media opinions of our club will ever change they have to placate their core following of Rags and Dippers , Foden having a barney with his missus and Jack having a few sherbets at a wedding our typical headlines in their search for negativity , desperate f*ckers.
 
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