Memorable things you've robbed or stolen.

I remember going to Smokies nightclub in Ashton about 35 years ago with a mate. Didn't realise he was a tea leaf till we left the club.

He nicked a pair of hanging baskets so we quickly got in a waiting taxi. He asked the driver to drive into Ashton town centre for a kebab. 5 minutes later he got in the cab and asked the driver to drive him home to Stalybridge. When we got there his house was at the end of an unlit lane. "OK, stop here please". Driver stopped. "Quick, leg it!" he said. So I did. I would have paid but I had no money and my mate said he'd pay.

5 minutes later I'm stuffing my face with a big kebab looking up at the ceiling at all the knickers pinned up he'd acquired from his one night stands. I met him in a pub a few months back and was reminiscing about some of his rum antics. He looked all embarrassed and told me not to tell anyone. Lol.
 
JULES said:
I was one of the 7, I think, that stole the..BUTHOLE ROAD sign in Rotherham or somewhere near, think it was the most stolen street sign in England according to the Sun.
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I've got this street sign in my office at home
My brother nicked it on a European road trip
He wanted a souvenir that was typical German

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BlueMoonRisin’ said:
I remember going to Smokies nightclub in Ashton about 35 years ago with a mate. Didn't realise he was a tea leaf till we left the club.

He nicked a pair of hanging baskets so we quickly got in a waiting taxi. He asked the driver to drive into Ashton town centre for a kebab. 5 minutes later he got in the cab and asked the driver to drive him home to Stalybridge. When we got there his house was at the end of an unlit lane. "OK, stop here please". Driver stopped. "Quick, leg it!" he said. So I did. I would have paid but I had no money and my mate said he'd pay.

5 minutes later I'm stuffing my face with a big kebab looking up at the ceiling at all the knickers pinned up he'd acquired from his one night stands. I met him in a pub a few months back and was reminiscing about some of his rum antics. He looked all embarrassed and told me not to tell anyone. Lol.
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Thieving cunts
 
BlueMoonRisin’ said:
Too many quiet goody two shoes cunts on here. Come on, blurt out what you've nicked and repent thy sins.

Talking of shoes I bet plenty of amputees have rolled up to an outside shoe rack and swiped a nice looking shoe or trainer ; )
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My sister was a volunteer in a Cancer charity shop and had her eyes on a pair of shoes that were on sale for £4
A little later that morning, she noticed they'd gone. She asked everyone who'd been on the till if they'd sold them and no one had, so she looked at the shoe rack more carefully and there were a soaking wet pair of shoes on the rack
Someone had done a swap
 
dickie davies said:
My sister was a volunteer in a Cancer charity shop and had her eyes on a pair of shoes that were on sale for £4
A little later that morning, she noticed they'd gone. She asked everyone who'd been on the till if they'd sold them and no one had, so she looked at the shoe rack more carefully and there were a soaking wet pair of shoes on the rack
Someone had done a swap
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Pisser, literally ; )
 
Mad Eyed Screamer said:
Went for a week in Crete on my own in 2001 for a bit of a “retreat” . It was a few weeks after the Twin Towers were brought down and people wouldn’t fly so package holidays were dead cheap on Teletext - a week in Crete for £112.

First day it was a bit of a trek to the shops (supermarket to get the beers) and on the way back there was an old looking bicycle left by a lamp post. I used it the whole week to get to and from the hotel to the supermarket and beach. On the last day I put it back by the same lamp post!
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Then that’s not theft. Just a twoc. Ha ha
You can clear your conscience.
 
One summer, about 35 years ago, me and some mates enjoyed the beer garden in a Staffordshire country pub so much, we came back the following night and nicked a picnic bench and sun umbrella.
 
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