Message to Our Glorious Leader

[Blue Mist]

No not you Ric........... Rascal.

I have a 'friend'. He cannot post on here because he does not have the magic 100 so I said I would put this in on his behalf.

To: El Presidente,
Oh Glorious and Illustrious Leader, I humbly seek your help. I am currently stuck in transit and in desperate need of sanctuary. I have heard many great things about your regime and your followers who hold you in such high esteem. You have survived several failed coup d'états brought about by drunken hooligans and N'er do Wells and I believe the Cellar is somewhere I could hide from the evil tyrants who seek my demise.

Please help.
Yours Ed (Snowden)

P.S. The mods have hacked your e mail account and have bugged your Presidential Palace.
Just sayin'

 

[jimharri]

Leader?

 

[Cellarite]

Protocol states that any direct messages for El Presidente should be sent via pm through his right hand man, Major Gaykev OBE.

 

[Rascal]

Leader?

Yes Jim ;)<br /><br />-- Mon Jul 08, 2013 8:35 pm --<br /><br />

Protocol states that any direct messages for El Presidente should be sent via pm through his right hand man, Major Gaykev OBE.

Welcome back Major.

Your escapades of late have put you in line for a Knighthood come next El Presidente medal awarding day

 

[The Flash]

Leader?

Yes Jim ;)

-- Mon Jul 08, 2013 8:35 pm --

Protocol states that any direct messages for El Presidente should be sent via pm through his right hand man, Major Gaykev OBE.

Welcome back Major.

Your escapades of late have put you in line for a Knighthood come next El Presidente medal awarding day

Indeed. The GQ escapades against the tyranny of the mods was worthy of a VC.

 

[Cellarite]

Leader?

Yes Jim ;)

-- Mon Jul 08, 2013 8:35 pm --

Protocol states that any direct messages for El Presidente should be sent via pm through his right hand man, Major Gaykev OBE.

Welcome back Major.

Your escapades of late have put you in line for a Knighthood come next El Presidente medal awarding day

Aw shucks, I'm blushing like fuck here. The best bit was when I made Bananaman's mask slip. I reckon I created Cellar history.

 

[Eccles Blue]

Excuse me but we only have ONE Illustrious leader and that is the sainted Ric. Any other pseudo leaders need referring to the committee. Sorry.

 

[Bill Walker]

Rules In Life.

Rule No 1 - Dont follow leaders

 

[bobmcfc]

Well I laughed

 

[Blue Mist]

Well I laughed

Thank you, it is nice to be appreciated.