Message to Our Glorious Leader

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  1. Blue Mist

    Blue Mist

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    No not you Ric........... Rascal.

    I have a 'friend'. He cannot post on here because he does not have the magic 100 so I said I would put this in on his behalf.

    To: El Presidente,
    Oh Glorious and Illustrious Leader, I humbly seek your help. I am currently stuck in transit and in desperate need of sanctuary. I have heard many great things about your regime and your followers who hold you in such high esteem. You have survived several failed coup d'├ętats brought about by drunken hooligans and N'er do Wells and I believe the Cellar is somewhere I could hide from the evil tyrants who seek my demise.

    Please help.
    Yours Ed (Snowden)

    P.S. The mods have hacked your e mail account and have bugged your Presidential Palace.
    Just sayin'
     
  2. jimharri

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    Leader?
     
  3. citykev28

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    Protocol states that any direct messages for El Presidente should be sent via pm through his right hand man, Major Gaykev OBE.
     
  4. Rascal

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    Yes Jim ;)<br /><br />-- Mon Jul 08, 2013 8:35 pm --<br /><br />
    Welcome back Major.

    Your escapades of late have put you in line for a Knighthood come next El Presidente medal awarding day
     
  5. The Flash

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    Indeed. The GQ escapades against the tyranny of the mods was worthy of a VC.
     
  6. citykev28

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    Aw shucks, I'm blushing like fuck here. The best bit was when I made Bananaman's mask slip. I reckon I created Cellar history.
     
  7. Eccles Blue

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    Excuse me but we only have ONE Illustrious leader and that is the sainted Ric. Any other pseudo leaders need referring to the committee. Sorry.
     
  8. nimrod

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    Rules In Life.

    Rule No 1 - Dont follow leaders
     
  9. bobmcfc

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    Well I laughed
     
  10. Blue Mist

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    Thank you, it is nice to be appreciated.
     

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