No not you Ric........... Rascal. I have a 'friend'. He cannot post on here because he does not have the magic 100 so I said I would put this in on his behalf. To: El Presidente, Oh Glorious and Illustrious Leader, I humbly seek your help. I am currently stuck in transit and in desperate need of sanctuary. I have heard many great things about your regime and your followers who hold you in such high esteem. You have survived several failed coup d'états brought about by drunken hooligans and N'er do Wells and I believe the Cellar is somewhere I could hide from the evil tyrants who seek my demise. Please help. Yours Ed (Snowden) P.S. The mods have hacked your e mail account and have bugged your Presidential Palace. Just sayin'