Micah is a hard man.....oh how i laughed

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scotty

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Each week Soccer AM asks players and former pros to dish the dirt on their team-mates.

This week it's the turn of Manchester City striker Roque Santa Cruz to tell us what his pals are like behind the scenes...

HARDMAN
There are a few of them here. The hardest is Micah Richards. He is very strong and he could be very mean if he wished, but he is a nice lad - but we had better be good with him also!

JOKER
The one who makes me laugh the most is Shay Given. He always finds the words to put serious things into funny ways.

MOST SKILFUL
Shaun Wright-Phillips. He is not only about his speed, he is also the skills which he can do in fast moves. He would be that one.

MOST INTELLIGENT
Nedum Onouha. When I came here I heard rumours about that and I think he knows when to talk and when to be quiet. Sometimes to be quiet is the harder thing, so he will be my choice.

LEAST INTELLIGENT
I don't think we have any of those, everyone is quite awake.

BEST INITIATION
I choose myself, I sung a song with Zabaleta, it was quite funny and good too.

WORST DRESS SENSE
Stephen Ireland - probably because his dress sense is not my style.

BEST DANCER
De Jong's dancing is quite good. He has a good rhythm.

WORST DANCER
Probably me! There are some other players. Garrdio is probably the worst dancer.

AND WHO'S THE LONGEST IN THE SHOWER
(Laughs) De Jong is the one who probably takes the longest showering
 
scotty said:
Each week Soccer AM asks players and former pros to dish the dirt on their team-mates.

This week it's the turn of Manchester City striker Roque Santa Cruz to tell us what his pals are like behind the scenes...

HARDMAN
There are a few of them here. The hardest is Micah Richards. He is very strong and he could be very mean if he wished, but he is a nice lad - but we had better be good with him also!

JOKER
The one who makes me laugh the most is Shay Given. He always finds the words to put serious things into funny ways.

MOST SKILFUL
Shaun Wright-Phillips. He is not only about his speed, he is also the skills which he can do in fast moves. He would be that one.

MOST INTELLIGENT
Nedum Onouha. When I came here I heard rumours about that and I think he knows when to talk and when to be quiet. Sometimes to be quiet is the harder thing, so he will be my choice.

LEAST INTELLIGENT
I don't think we have any of those, everyone is quite awake.

BEST INITIATION
I choose myself, I sung a song with Zabaleta, it was quite funny and good too.

WORST DRESS SENSE
Stephen Ireland - probably because his dress sense is not my style.

BEST DANCER
De Jong's dancing is quite good. He has a good rhythm.

WORST DANCER
Probably me! There are some other players. Garrdio is probably the worst dancer.

AND WHO'S THE LONGEST IN THE SHOWER
(Laughs) De Jong is the one who probably takes the longest showering
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well it would take quite a while to clean his huge....











































head
 
scotty said:
Each week Soccer AM asks players and former pros to dish the dirt on their team-mates.

This week it's the turn of Manchester City striker Roque Santa Cruz to tell us what his pals are like behind the scenes...

HARDMAN
There are a few of them here. The hardest is Micah Richards. He is very strong and he could be very mean if he wished, but he is a nice lad - but we had better be good with him also!

JOKER
The one who makes me laugh the most is Shay Given. He always finds the words to put serious things into funny ways.

MOST SKILFUL
Shaun Wright-Phillips. He is not only about his speed, he is also the skills which he can do in fast moves. He would be that one.

MOST INTELLIGENT
Nedum Onouha. When I came here I heard rumours about that and I think he knows when to talk and when to be quiet. Sometimes to be quiet is the harder thing, so he will be my choice.

LEAST INTELLIGENT
I don't think we have any of those, everyone is quite awake.

BEST INITIATION
I choose myself, I sung a song with Zabaleta, it was quite funny and good too.

WORST DRESS SENSE
Stephen Ireland - probably because his dress sense is not my style.

BEST DANCER
De Jong's dancing is quite good. He has a good rhythm.

WORST DANCER
Probably me! There are some other players. Garrdio is probably the worst dancer.

AND WHO'S THE LONGEST IN THE SHOWER
(Laughs) De Jong is the one who probably takes the longest showering
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Thats when i knew it was a joke ;-)
 
Here's the video if anyone's interested:

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.soccerclips.net/videos/soccer-am-team-mates-man-city-roque-santa-cruz-170410" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.soccerclips.net/videos/socce ... ruz-170410</a>
 
ColinBellsjockstrap said:
No catagory for most injury prone then?..:-)
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Do you know that Lescott's actually been injured more than Roque. I bet that will surprise a few.

They usually do biggest moaner, I'd put any money on it being Bellers.
 
scotty said:
Each week Soccer AM asks players and former pros to dish the dirt on their team-mates.

This week it's the turn of Manchester City striker Roque Santa Cruz to tell us what his pals are like behind the scenes...

HARDMAN
There are a few of them here. The hardest is Micah Richards. He is very strong and he could be very mean if he wished, but he is a nice lad - but we had better be good with him also!

JOKER
The one who makes me laugh the most is Shay Given. He always finds the words to put serious things into funny ways.

MOST SKILFUL
Shaun Wright-Phillips. He is not only about his speed, he is also the skills which he can do in fast moves. He would be that one.

MOST INTELLIGENT
Nedum Onouha. When I came here I heard rumours about that and I think he knows when to talk and when to be quiet. Sometimes to be quiet is the harder thing, so he will be my choice.

LEAST INTELLIGENT
I don't think we have any of those, everyone is quite awake.

BEST INITIATION
I choose myself, I sung a song with Zabaleta, it was quite funny and good too.

WORST DRESS SENSE
Stephen Ireland - probably because his dress sense is not my style.

BEST DANCER
De Jong's dancing is quite good. He has a good rhythm.

WORST DANCER
Probably me! There are some other players. Garrdio is probably the worst dancer.

AND WHO'S THE LONGEST IN THE SHOWER
(Laughs) De Jong is the one who probably takes the longest showering[/quote]

He'll prob drive his Ferraris in and save the money on a car wash!
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HARDMAN
There are a few of them here. The hardest is Micah Richards. He is very strong and he could be very mean if he wished, but he is a nice lad - but we had better be good with him also!
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A tenner says you wouldnt laugh to his face!
 
Ja Salford Blue said:
HARDMAN
There are a few of them here. The hardest is Micah Richards. He is very strong and he could be very mean if he wished, but he is a nice lad - but we had better be good with him also!
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A tenner says you wouldnt laugh to his face!
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a tenner says, that when i was his age, a fifty fifty ball and he would of dived like Duncan Goodhew, never seen a lad so big a strong go down like our Micah does, seems a bit of a nancy boy player to me, not some mean dude, who will flatten you every time theres a tackle to be won..
 
scotty said:
Ja Salford Blue said:
A tenner says you wouldnt laugh to his face!
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a tenner says, that when i was his age, a fifty fifty ball and he would of dived like Duncan Goodhew, never seen a lad so big a strong go down like our Micah does, seems a bit of a nancy boy player to me, not some mean dude, who will flatten you every time theres a tackle to be won..
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Hope he hasn't got your address scotty!
 
Even google knows

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seriously though, dont know why you are so surprised!

He is built like a brick shit house
 
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