Micah Richards Has Swine Flu

[lloydie]

But but but surely he was at Goodison Pork today?

Edited: for ac-cure-acey.

 

[bananamilksheikh]

It's a porcine of things to come in the season ahead. I dont want to be a boar but he'll just have to rind his teeth and bear it!

 

[BLUEinTheUSA]

There's a lot at steak for him.

erm....cow?

anyway, I called the Swine flu hotline to verify this story....but couldn't understand a word - all i got was crackling.

 

[citymad]

ahhhh stop your squealing....at least he'll be fit enough to get us a trough..fy or two.

 

[citijen]

This is getting sow boaring now I'm off to the transfer forham.

 

[jpinblue]

i hope he will be fit to play at ham-den park

 

[dannybcity]

i hope he will be fit to play at ham-den park

I think he'll be snout for a while.

 

[east2]

first signs of the infection is a stye...

 

[LCBblue]

That doesn't sound good.



But pleas ecan all these terrible jokes STOP! THEY ARE DOING MY HEAD IN!

 

[Kevcod]

Joking apart
I really like the "I thought it was alcoholic poisoning" quote !

Can you imagine a rags player coming out with that ?
You'd hear "I think it may have been that mouth full of semen I swallowed " before they'd admit they'd had enough booze to get posioned !

Holiday or no holiday, PROFESSIONAL football is your job Micah.

Kyle Naughtons a right back, isn't he?