Michael Owens excuses

[mammyjam]

fergie: 'get your tracksuit off michael'
michael owen: 'nice one boss am i going to save the day?'
fergie: 'no son, giggsys getting cold'

 

[MaxCityBlue]

Manchester United striker Michael Owen has tweeted the reasons for their thumping by Manchester City yesterday.

Owen is adamant if it was 11 v 11 the result would have been different.

He began: "Understand the general feeling from the fans but even though the result was bad, there are reasons why.

"1. We haven't been in top form lately. If we had played them earlier on in the season (charity shield) it may of been a different result.

"2. Even though Man City were very good, we would never of conceded 6 with 11 men.

"3. Easy to accept defeat and limit the damage. That's not in our DNA. Playing in front of 75,000 fans at home. We have to attack to the end."


What a load of old shite he sounds like hes been at the Rags for years with his load of Fergiescum style excuses.

Yeah! It would have been a 5-1 victory to City.

What I found really interesting about Baconface's post match interview (don't know if anyone else picked up on this?). When he was having a go at his defence he actually said "if it was up to me I would have tried to contain them".

Hang on a minute! I was under the impression he was the manager and what he says is gospel. Has Slur Alice lost the dressing room?

 

[shikariblue]

So he's admitting in number 3 that they are clueless one-trick headless chickens who have no tactical nous or awareness of the bigger picture.

Leaving their centre-backs so exposed in the final minutes in a game where essentially goal difference counted for double was one of the most naive tactical decisions I have ever witnessed in the professional game. Not exagerating. It's up there with that guy from Zaire who kicked the ball away during a free kick in the '74 World Cup haha

Dismantling them so comprehensively was glorious but making Ferguson look utterly clueless was the cherry on top.
Imagine if the roles were reversed. Bobby would have been doing his absolute nut in, physically dragging his full-backs back if necessary at 4-1 knowing that the game was up and acknowledging the need for damage limitation.
Ferguson meanwhile chewed on a wasp then moaned about his team's naivety in the post-match interview.
You're the boss Ferguson you prick! You had the chance to do something about it but you just glowered in the dugout, hopefully finally coming to the realisation that your team is one-dimensional and completely lacking in any leadership.

Talking of on-the-pitch leadership can you also imagine Vinnie standing for that? He'd be hauling his team-mates back into shape.
Ferdinand allowed them to completely disintegrate. To think he was once captain of England *shudders*

The scary thing is, he seems to be a better captain than Evra. You could see Evra isn't vocal enough (unless it's to the press) and Ferdinand is. At the end of the day though, none of them had a clue. I think Ferdinand was trying to mark Kompany half the time, leaving a huge gap for Balo and Edin the slip into.

 

[St Helens Blue (Exiled)]

Sorry Michael...Remind me of the score again........You fucking little rag twat...

6-1...yes 6-1!!

Now fuck off a tweet some other rag wankers who really give a fook about what you think...

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

This is like something from a 12 year old.

The sending off could have been a pen or a goal if Evans
had not foiled Balo so thats 2-0 .

And the pen that Crappenberg bottled when Micah was carted over by Anderson. (Crappenberg: Y 'ad the sending off, yer don't get an extra pen. This is The Swamp!) Nowhere near the ball, scissored him. Stonewall pen. Should be 8-1. Think I'll write to FArce to get the Dubious Goals Panel to add on the extra two!

 

[welsh_andy]

fergie: 'get your tracksuit off michael'
michael owen: 'nice one boss am i going to save the day?'
fergie: 'no son, giggsys getting cold'

awsome, Hahaha

 

[howiedeblue]

Ifs...buts and maybes.........record books show 1-6...end of

 

[dref619]

the first two are not justifications as to why you lose a football match in that manner.fucking playing badly , the guys a tool. thats like me saying, i should have got into oxford uni , but i didn't cause i'm thick as fuck

 

[Chippy_boy]

Would of, wouldn't of, could of, should of...

fuck off. Thick rag shithead.

In his balanced commentary, I must have missed the part where he says they were lucky it wasn't 8 or 9 goals had the Richards penalty been awarded (as it WAS a penalty) or if Dzeko hadn't missed 2 out of his 4 chances. Heck, had Silva's volley not been uncharacteristically missed, it could have been 10. Where was that in your commentary you sad fool?

 

[Robbiejd]

So he's admitting in number 3 that they are clueless one-trick headless chickens who have no tactical nous or awareness of the bigger picture.

Leaving their centre-backs so exposed in the final minutes in a game where essentially goal difference counted for double was one of the most naive tactical decisions I have ever witnessed in the professional game. Not exagerating. It's up there with that guy from Zaire who kicked the ball away during a free kick in the '74 World Cup haha

Dismantling them so comprehensively was glorious but making Ferguson look utterly clueless was the cherry on top.
Imagine if the roles were reversed. Bobby would have been doing his absolute nut in, physically dragging his full-backs back if necessary at 4-1 knowing that the game was up and acknowledging the need for damage limitation.
Ferguson meanwhile chewed on a wasp then moaned about his team's naivety in the post-match interview.

Too true
You're the boss Ferguson you prick! You had the chance to do something about it but you just glowered in the dugout, hopefully finally coming to the realisation that your team is one-dimensional and completely lacking in any leadership.

Talking of on-the-pitch leadership can you also imagine Vinnie standing for that? He'd be hauling his team-mates back into shape.
Ferdinand allowed them to completely disintegrate. To think he was once captain of England *shudders*