Middle Class B*llocks

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

Don't know if it counts but people who affect a posh voice when they're on the blower. There is absolutely no need for it and it makes you sound like a ****. It is possible to talk politely with a Manchester accent.

 

[foxy]

Instagram wankers who feel the need to photograph every meal they have when they eat out!

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Myself and BimboBob are wintering in the Serengeti over the festive period - I hope to increase my extensive collection of African butterflies and moths, and Bob is hoping to increase the circumference of his sphincter, courtesy of a well-endowed Masai tribesman.
Which is nice.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Middle class social leeches get me.Hanging on the shirt tails of 'in' people,always sniffing around for scraps and freebies and giving fuck all back....yes you Tony,you are a twat,always have been and always will be.
And your wife needs a good slap an' all.

 

[Rascal]

GDM

 

[TCIB]

Don't know if it counts but people who affect a posh voice when they're on the blower. There is absolutely no need for it and it makes you sound like a ****. It is possible to talk politely with a Manchester accent.

Shaun Ryder just about gets away with it on his ufo series.

Oh he is also a famous person i know, dunno where the thread for that is.

 

[idahoblues]

The guys who wear their polo shirts with the collar up and their sweater over the shoulders with the arms tied together in front.

 

[tidyman]

I know the type.

The sort who when they bring their Mrs out for half a shandy on their birthday, insist on sitting in the posh room instead of standing in the vault.

And then moan like fuck that the mild is half a pence dearer in there.

Posh cunts.

 

[dan.j.mcfc]

The guys who wear their polo shirts with the collar up and their sweater over the shoulders with the arms tied together in front.

So Roberto Mancini then yeah? haha<br /><br />-- Tue Nov 26, 2013 3:56 pm --<br /><br />

Thought id start a Middle class Bollocks thread.

this is designed to be used when you or your friends or family or people you know partake in being a total twat trying to impress other people with Middle class bollocks we all hate

example

" oh yeh we went on Holiday on the Iran/Iraq border, the indigenous tribes were so welcoming and humble,(points to pic on the wall of the dust covered Maud'ib) we spent 2 weeks in in Alhambramhamadad sourcing water and climbing the mountain region


these are the sort of people who get "arrested" and put in jail for 12 years as the government try and release them

so any other examples please put in here


the *****

What goes on in your head that fills you with enough rage and anger to start a thread as pointless as this lol? Or are you one of them overly miserable people who hates just about everything haha?!

 

[york away to this!]

I despise the middle class, though they are not quite as bad as the oiks in the lower class who simply disgust me...