Middle Class B*llocks

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

Don't know if it counts but people who affect a posh voice when they're on the blower. There is absolutely no need for it and it makes you sound like a ****. It is possible to talk politely with a Manchester accent.

Shaun Ryder just about gets away with it on his ufo series.

Oh he is also a famous person i know, dunno where the thread for that is.

Try the 'famous people you know?' thread.


i hate sarky fuckers

 

[Ifwecouldjust.......]

Instagram wankers who feel the need to photograph every meal they have when they eat out!

this^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^i have relatives who do this......twunts

 

[Tuearts right boot]

The guys who wear their polo shirts with the collar up and their sweater over the shoulders with the arms tied together in front.

So Roberto Mancini then yeah? haha

-- Tue Nov 26, 2013 3:56 pm --

Thought id start a Middle class Bollocks thread.

this is designed to be used when you or your friends or family or people you know partake in being a total twat trying to impress other people with Middle class bollocks we all hate

example

" oh yeh we went on Holiday on the Iran/Iraq border, the indigenous tribes were so welcoming and humble,(points to pic on the wall of the dust covered Maud'ib) we spent 2 weeks in in Alhambramhamadad sourcing water and climbing the mountain region


these are the sort of people who get "arrested" and put in jail for 12 years as the government try and release them

so any other examples please put in here


the *****

What goes on in your head that fills you with enough rage and anger to start a thread as pointless as this lol? Or are you one of them overly miserable people who hates just about everything haha?!

WHO

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanyway as i was saying, there is this couple we went to a "dinner party" with , full of shite about being "mortgage free in 5 years" and talking about their kid "charlie is 13 months old now".no you woman, hes one you ****

A fucking DINNER PARTY....................?????

 

[andyhinch]

So Roberto Mancini then yeah? haha

-- Tue Nov 26, 2013 3:56 pm --



What goes on in your head that fills you with enough rage and anger to start a thread as pointless as this lol? Or are you one of them overly miserable people who hates just about everything haha?!

WHO

DE
FUCK
R
U
??


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanyway as i was saying, there is this couple we went to a "dinner party" with , full of shite about being "mortgage free in 5 years" and talking about their kid "charlie is 13 months old now".no you woman, hes one you ****

A fucking DINNER PARTY....................?????

You middle class ****!!!!

 

[Lancet Fluke]

People who refer to their banjo string as a "frenulum."

 

[dan.j.mcfc]

The guys who wear their polo shirts with the collar up and their sweater over the shoulders with the arms tied together in front.

So Roberto Mancini then yeah? haha

-- Tue Nov 26, 2013 3:56 pm --

Thought id start a Middle class Bollocks thread.

this is designed to be used when you or your friends or family or people you know partake in being a total twat trying to impress other people with Middle class bollocks we all hate

example

" oh yeh we went on Holiday on the Iran/Iraq border, the indigenous tribes were so welcoming and humble,(points to pic on the wall of the dust covered Maud'ib) we spent 2 weeks in in Alhambramhamadad sourcing water and climbing the mountain region


these are the sort of people who get "arrested" and put in jail for 12 years as the government try and release them

so any other examples please put in here


the *****

What goes on in your head that fills you with enough rage and anger to start a thread as pointless as this lol? Or are you one of them overly miserable people who hates just about everything haha?!

WHO

DE
FUCK
R
U
??


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanyway as i was saying, there is this couple we went to a "dinner party" with , full of shite about being "mortgage free in 5 years" and talking about their kid "charlie is 13 months old now".no you woman, hes one you ****

Silly me, I forgot the cellar was strictly a smart arse members club. Taking myself back upstairs where there seems to be fewer middle aged angry men moaning for the sake of moaning. Its like being on the panel of loose women ;)

 

[bluemc1]

they do my head in "oooohhh look at me i get out of the bath for a piss"

 

[malg]

WHO

DE
FUCK
R
U
??


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanyway as i was saying, there is this couple we went to a "dinner party" with , full of shite about being "mortgage free in 5 years" and talking about their kid "charlie is 13 months old now".no you woman, hes one you ****

A fucking DINNER PARTY....................?????

i was forced to go , i wanted to stay at home n feed t' whippets and beat t' wife

......and drink your 6 pack of 8 Ace!

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Maroon cords!

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Hard back book readers

Twats