Middle Class B*llocks

I've been known to get my phone out in company, as it isn't a Nokia 3310 but a HTC one, am I middle class?
 
Back in the 80's housing (price) boom a guy in the pub used to bang on every Friday night about how his house was worth. Having had a few one particular Friday I just said to him "sell the fucker then" Answer "But I'd just have to buy somewhere else" Thick middle class wannabe.
 
Making every pub in the land ban smoking so we could all eat in them instead, yet the busy fuckers wouldn't dare set foot in most of them before or after the ban.<br /><br />-- Tue Nov 26, 2013 9:36 pm --<br /><br />
Tuearts right boot said:
corky1970 said:
dan.j.mcfc said:
So Roberto Mancini then yeah? haha

-- Tue Nov 26, 2013 3:56 pm --



What goes on in your head that fills you with enough rage and anger to start a thread as pointless as this lol? Or are you one of them overly miserable people who hates just about everything haha?!


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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanyway as i was saying, there is this couple we went to a "dinner party" with , full of shite about being "mortgage free in 5 years" and talking about their kid "charlie is 13 months old now".no you woman, hes one you ****

A fucking DINNER PARTY....................?????
 
I love both red and white wine but, just like Andy, I can't say no to red.

Alsp agree with the whole jumper/ polo shirt thing. Wankers.

Gin and Tonic.

I have a mate who, when it's hot, will order one in the pub.
 
In Sydney it's all about property and it's price and your childs school.
This bloke asked what school did you get your son into and I replied "what kind of bloke wants to know,about my sons school,are you particularly interested in schoolboys?",stopped him in his tracks but we've never been invited back.
 
People who have cushions, be it on the couch or the bed, that are just for show and under no circumstances ever to be sat on.
 

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