Middle Class B*llocks

[dazdon]

The only human contact these fuckwits need is this...

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[mcfcphil]

Anywhere that uses the word "artisan" on their menu.
Theres a fucking place in town thats actually called Artisan, full of ***** i bet you

Or places that say they sell bespoke goods when they clearly fucking don't. I'm sure half these places put bespoke in their description without having a clue what the word actually means.

And also changing the pronunciation of shops - for example aldi becomes alldi just because they think shopping at aldi is beneath them but cant afford waitrose

 

[foetus]

People who send perfectly edible food back, because it's not to their specification supposedly, or taste wine before approving a full glass.
They think they're being cultured but really they're on a power trip to the poor sod whos waiting on them just to impress anyone who is unlucky enough to find themselves sharing their table.

"Excuse me, I ordered my steak medium rare. It's slightly too rare for my liking". Shut up you **** before I smack you silly!

 

[stony]

People who send perfectly edible food back, because it's not to their specification supposedly, or taste wine before approving a full glass.
They think they're being cultured but really they're on a power trip to the poor sod whos waiting on them just to impress anyone who is unlucky enough to find themselves sharing their table.

"Excuse me, I ordered my steak medium rare. It's still slightly too rare for my liking". Shut up you **** before I smack you silly!

I've sent 'well done' steak back before. If they can't manage to cook something as simple as steak, specifically after they go to the trouble of asking you how you want it cooked. Then they deserve a bollocking. I must admit, as a rule I don't like to upset the chef or the person serving my food. You never know if they'll gob in it.

 

[Helmet Cole]

I'd like to add to the 'middle class bollocks' all the cunts that listen to comedy on radio 4. 90% of it is just not funny, but you still laugh at the emperors new clothes you pretentious cockwombles.

 

[foetus]

People who send perfectly edible food back, because it's not to their specification supposedly, or taste wine before approving a full glass.
They think they're being cultured but really they're on a power trip to the poor sod whos waiting on them just to impress anyone who is unlucky enough to find themselves sharing their table.

"Excuse me, I ordered my steak medium rare. It's still slightly too rare for my liking". Shut up you **** before I smack you silly!

I've sent 'well done' steak back before. If they can't manage to cook something as simple as steak, specifically after they go to the trouble of asking you how you want it cooked. Then they deserve a bollocking. I must admit, as a rule I don't like to upset the chef or the person serving my food. You never know if they'll gob in it.

I hate people who order medium rare steak because they think it's trendy and the thing to do. Then when they cut into and find pink meat and realise what medium rare is, they freak out. That's what gets on my nerves!

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Oh I say. There are some rather uncouth chaps on here, obviously from the rough part of the village. I would suggest that they could not tell a Sangiovese from a Nebbiolo!! Heathens!!

 

[stony]

"Excuse me, I ordered my steak medium rare. It's still slightly too rare for my liking". Shut up you **** before I smack you silly!

I've sent 'well done' steak back before. If they can't manage to cook something as simple as steak, specifically after they go to the trouble of asking you how you want it cooked. Then they deserve a bollocking. I must admit, as a rule I don't like to upset the chef or the person serving my food. You never know if they'll gob in it.

I hate people who order medium rare steak because they think it's trendy and the thing to do. Then when they cut into and find pink meat and realise what medium rare is, they freak out. That's what gets on my nerves!

My cousin who is a butcher, and an obstreperous **** at the best of times, got thrown out of a restaurant for kicking off with the chef. He ordered a sirloin but they served him rump. The chef came out kicking off and tried to tell him he didn't know what he was talking about. Cue our Ste going into rant mode, telling him he'd been a butcher for 30 years and he knows the difference between rump and sirloin. It all got very shouty and unpleasant.

 

[argyle]

The dickheads who go hiking somewhere mental and either die or need to get rescued

The very worst are those in Alderley Edge where faced with a very easy walk to the edge get out of their huge 4x4's decked out in the most expensive hiking gear with goggles and those hiking sticks.

Fucking twats.

Chorlton has unfortunately gone the way of middle class hipster cunts, draped in vintage tweeds, retro trainers and ridiculous beards.

One flyer i saw in a bar there was for a meeting to discuss the joys of multiculturalism (which I'm all for) yet these people hide away in the most white of neighbourhoods and would cross the road if they saw a black man.

 

[BimboBob]

I'd like to add to the 'middle class bollocks' all the cunts that listen to comedy on radio 4. 90% of it is just not funny, but you still laugh at the emperors new clothes you pretentious cockwombles.

My mates told me it was funny so I tune in.