Mint shower gel - a warning

[Le Havre Oswald]

It was a bizarre freak accident. How was I to know the missus was going to drop the toothpaste just as I was doing the splits on the bathroom floor. Freak accident I tells yer...

My mate did that with a Lynx can

 

[Blue Maverick]

After a while the effect wears off though, apart from getting it in your eyes that still stings like a bastard

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

237 mint leaves died in the making of this shit....... they can add me bollocks coz they re not mint anymore. i felt assaulted to my sences like jack frost blowing a chill wind though the under carraige. the worst bit was that empty glare I gave the bathroom stand when I realised I bulked bought 3 of the f*ckers.

my balls shriveled as they knew they were in for a hard month.

origional source shampoo should be perma banned. even my bollocks in the next life says so......

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Only last week I discovered this for the first time. I couldn't tell whether they were hot or cold.

 

[Damocles]

A mate of mine once tried to spike somebody in the pub with one of those billion Scoville chilli oils then went for a piss.

He couldn't move for about half an hour, it was hilarious