Misheard Lyrics

[Kakhaber The Great]

In Isla Bonita, is Madonna singing "Chocolate goolie island breeze..."?

 

[Winchester]

On Abbas Super Trooper She Sings "I was sick and tired of Everything when I called you last night from Glasgow"

I thought she Sang "When I Called you Last Night from Tesco"

 

[maccieblue]

A year has passed since I broke my nose

I thought it went, a day has passed since she licked my scrote

 

[Ancient Citizen]

In Isla Bonita, is Madonna singing "Chocolate goolie island breeze..."?

I never did get the lyrics in that song...

''Last night I had my Lumbago,
''Arse like a sack of Potatoes.''

 

[give it to gordon]

Coldplay singing paradise I thought it was pair of tights

 

[Kakhaber The Great]

Good Morning Britain, third verse Roddy and Mick are singing about Wales and whatnot... but then finish the verse shouting "In Iraq! In Iraq! In a field!"

Why? I just don't get what they're going for there.

 

[Grassland Blue]

I thought it went, a day has passed since she licked my scrote

Massage and a gobble, yeah...

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Can't take the credit for this one. It's Mrs Goldblatt's (but not literally)

Dean Martin's Little Old Wine Drinker Me

"My baby left a floater on a train"

Could've flushed it