Misheard rock lyrics (that you think are better than the original)

[Bill Walker]

Hey baby won't you take a chance
Put your hand down my underpants.....and let's dance, let's dance.

 

[Bill Walker]

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You got to staple the vicar..

 

[Tuearts right boot]

" Bring me an iron lung " Stevie Winwood

Should be " Bring me a higher love "

 

[PaulPowerScreamer]

Toto - Africa

I thought I heard-

"As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti."

but couldn't believe the anyone could write such unimaginable dross. I checked and found that Toto could and did.

Yes, that song really is a torrent of nonsense. For years I thought he sang "I passed the reins down in Africa" - maybe handing control of some metaphorical African horse to someone or other. Apparently it's "bless the rains" which makes even less sense.

 

[Travellingman]

Toto - Africa

I thought I heard-

"As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti."

but couldn't believe the anyone could write such unimaginable dross. I checked and found that Toto could and did.

I always thought it was ‘As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like a memphis above the Serengeti.’ Never understood what it meant, I still don’t !

 

[bluebaja]

Planet Claire by the B 52's.

She came from Planet Claire
I knew she came from there
She drove a Plymouth Satellite
A-faster than the speed of light.

I always thought that last line was 'I met her in the feed lot...'
Have a listen !

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Calling Cheryl Baker Up.
REM - Sidewinder.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Toto - Africa

I thought I heard-

"As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti."

but couldn't believe the anyone could write such unimaginable dross. I checked and found that Toto could and did.

Always thought it was ' like an empress '...

 

[MellowJoe]

Calling Cheryl Baker Up.
REM - Sidewinder.

I thought it was 'call me in Jamaica'

 

[PaulPowerScreamer]

Freed From Desire - "My love has got no money, he's got his trampoline"