Misplaced anger thread

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Just let it all out, non-football only

I'll start, I fucking hate pavement-hoggers. Just move out of the way twats
 
Sometimes I make a brew on my kitchen counter and some water goes on it.

Then I make some toast and butter it on the same counter without realising.

Wet toast is worse than fucking smallpox. This can enrage me more than any other thing in the entire world
 
And I just had to completely rip open the 24-pack of Walkers to get to the cheese and onion, and I fucking just knew they'd all be at the bottom
 
I went to Tesco yesterday to get beer for the day.

They now sell either 15 cans or 4 cans of lager in a discount pack. This is bullshit of the highest order.
 
Those useless twats at Kentucky Fried Kunts. In what world does an extra tub of gravy replace a fucking beverage. My car is overheating, not to worry I'll just pop some fucking gravy in the radiator. No water for the kettle, no problem, I'll make my tea with gravy instead.
And where the fuck was my corn on the bastard cob, you useless fucking imbeciles. At least McDonalds train their fucking monkeys to a reasonable fucking standard. The cunts at KFC must be the most undertrained, braindead bunch of spotty fuckwits I've ever come across.
This isn't an isolated incident either. I went there last month and they'd run out of fucking chicken. The whole point of their fucking business is selling fucking chicken and the cunts are too fucking incompetent to realise that people may actually come and buy it.
Here's a tip you semi-retarded excuses for human beings. Try taking the chicken out of the fucking freezer before you sell the last fucking piece. That way, you won't have to tell a customer who has waited 15 cunting minutes in the drive-thru lane that it will be another fucking hour before it's defrosted.
 
Haven't had a KFC for ages.

There's one near me but I never fancy it until I've had a few then I'm over the limit. Getting a taxi to a drive through just seems like taking the piss
 
KFC is fucking rank. Its not even chicken is it?

Sickos
 
Damocles said:
Haven't had a KFC for ages.

There's one near me but I never fancy it until I've had a few then I'm over the limit. Getting a taxi to a drive through just seems like taking the piss
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I have a place called Yummy Fried Chicken 2 mins away from my new house.

I'm annoyed that I don't currently have any chicken.
 
People who refer to ships as 'she' instead of 'it'. Where's the vagina? Where are the breasts? Nowhere because ships don't have genitals, nor do they suckle their young. We don't speak fucking French, we speak English. We don't call a table 'he' and we don't call a litter bin 'she' because we don't have bastarding gender in our twatting nouns.

And then they don't park their ship do they? No, they frigging well 'dock' it. Driver? No it's a cunting pilot. Jesus Christ on a bike the tossers can't even use the same words for left and right that the rest of us have.

Fuck right off ship people with your stupid linguistics. Your wish to be different to everybody else derives from a completely baseless sense of self importance. YOU ARE NO BETTER THAN THE REST OF US YOU ARE THE SAME SO GET USED TO IT.

Stupid bunch of knobs.
 
Chancy Termites said:
People who refer to ships as 'she' instead of 'it'. Where's the vagina? Where are the breasts? Nowhere because ships don't have genitals, nor do they suckle their young. We don't speak fucking French, we speak English. We don't call a table 'he' and we don't call a litter bin 'she' because we don't have bastarding gender in our twatting nouns.

And then they don't park their ship do they? No, they frigging well 'dock' it. Driver? No it's a cunting pilot. Jesus Christ on a bike the tossers can't even use the same words for left and right that the rest of us have.

Fuck right off ship people with your stupid linguistics. Your wish to be different to everybody else derives from a completely baseless sense of self importance. YOU ARE NO BETTER THAN THE REST OF US YOU ARE THE SAME SO GET USED TO IT.

Stupid bunch of knobs.
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Jesus! You need to find calmer waters mate.
 
Chancy Termites said:
People who refer to ships as 'she' instead of 'it'. Where's the vagina? Where are the breasts? Nowhere because ships don't have genitals, nor do they suckle their young. We don't speak fucking French, we speak English. We don't call a table 'he' and we don't call a litter bin 'she' because we don't have bastarding gender in our twatting nouns.

And then they don't park their ship do they? No, they frigging well 'dock' it. Driver? No it's a cunting pilot. Jesus Christ on a bike the tossers can't even use the same words for left and right that the rest of us have.

Fuck right off ship people with your stupid linguistics. Your wish to be different to everybody else derives from a completely baseless sense of self importance. YOU ARE NO BETTER THAN THE REST OF US YOU ARE THE SAME SO GET USED TO IT.

Stupid bunch of knobs.
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against all things nautical eh ?

I cant fathom it, unless your 3 sheets to the wind
 
when you get people who are 18-30 even older saying "back in the day" i hate it, tbh i just hate the saying.
 
pantalon violet said:
i hate old cunts in Nissan Micras

IF YOU CANT FUCKING USE THE PEDDLE ON THE RIGHT TO GO ABOVE 20 MILES PER HOUR THEN FUCK OFF OUT OF THE WAY

DOES MY HEAD IN ..OBLIVIOUS CUNTS.


oh and your shopping trolly, does it have to be blocking the entire lane in the supermarket as you read a packet of fucking rice for 3 days , and when i say " excuse me" you look at me like ive just raped your cat


dont get me started on homeless wankers who think they have a right to come up to you for a couple of quid , i have a suit on because i was looking for work, i was also homless and skint..but i had a suit on..so you decided to bother me for some money and when i said no you replied " well have a nice fucking day"

well i wasnt having a nice day..but i was doing sometrhing about it you fucking loser !!

fuck off















and breathe
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you tel em sister
 
Chancy Termites said:
People who refer to ships as 'she' instead of 'it'. Where's the vagina? Where are the breasts? Nowhere because ships don't have genitals, nor do they suckle their young. We don't speak fucking French, we speak English. We don't call a table 'he' and we don't call a litter bin 'she' because we don't have bastarding gender in our twatting nouns.

And then they don't park their ship do they? No, they frigging well 'dock' it. Driver? No it's a cunting pilot. Jesus Christ on a bike the tossers can't even use the same words for left and right that the rest of us have.

Fuck right off ship people with your stupid linguistics. Your wish to be different to everybody else derives from a completely baseless sense of self importance. YOU ARE NO BETTER THAN THE REST OF US YOU ARE THE SAME SO GET USED TO IT.

Stupid bunch of knobs.
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Most pieces of machinery are labeled as shes. I cant understand why though as you can easily turn a piece of machinery off
 
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