Missing mooners

peoffrey said:
Whoops! Is that what that means? I thought it meant he'd gone down the pub for a pint of Burton Ale. i.e. Gone for a Burton.

I tend to say someone is brown bread if they've died. i.e. Sophie the cat is brown bread now, mate.
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Sophie the cat is dead? Shit when did that happen. Don’t tell kaz she’ll be gutted
 
The pain of losing an animal companion can never be underestimated. Probably the main reason we never got another mut after the Rotties passing. I miss those walks over yonder hill and vale but I did not miss spinning the coin of fate for who went out on Shit Patrol. The thing could crack out bankers like they'd gone out of fashion and a dreadful affair to remedy when armed with only with a bin liner and tablespoon. Even worse on our weekly kebab nights, I had special chicken, hot with no salad on a pita, the wife had special chicken, salad medium on a Nan and Kaiser had large special chicken, no salad, garlic mayo on nan and the delivery man used to write our names on the wrapping. It used to scoff his in about a minute or so and then lick the plate into oblivion and then the begging started, followed by rapturous shouts of Fook Off You Fat Cnunt you've had your and and the wife's retort of Lie Down You Slavering Fook: It even sat with us at the dining table every Christmas by facing two chairs together for his arse and paws. So yes I guess after many years loyal service you do tend to miss them. Once we had a series of animal deaths as we overfed fed the children's five guinea pigs lettuce and stuff they shouldn't have, so we had to have a mass funeral service in the garden covered with lolly-stick crosses that resembled a scene out of pet cemetery and an emossenial experience it was, especially as I had to say a few words of comfort over gismos grave. Gismo was their favourite being a long haired pig that they used to comb daily.
 
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I was and am still devasted to lose silva , getting hit by a car and getting the call from the vet when we were having a cuddle not twenty mins before ( me and silva, not me and the vet ! ) i waited a year between the last two as i was too upset , i was encouraged not to wait that long , being on my own it is important to have an animal companion

Merlin is a very different character , he plays fetch for one and he is so young and such a boy , he keeps me busy , even so when we have a cuddle and silvas pic is looking at me i feel a bit guilty

Both mine have taken a bit of my heart with them

Sorry about this post , i feel silva was a honourary mooner as she has been talked about so often

As you were
 
Two Gun Bob said:
The pain of losing an animal companion can never be underestimated. Probably the main reason we never got another mut after the Rotties passing. I miss those walks over yonder hill and vale but I did not miss spinning the coin of fate for who went out on Shit Patrol. The thing could crack out bankers like they'd gone out of fashion and a dreadful affair to remedy when armed with only with a bin liner and tablespoon. Even worse on our weekly kebab nights, I had special chicken, hot with no salad on a pita, the wife had special chicken, salad medium on a Nan and Kaiser had large special chicken, no salad, garlic mayo on nan and the delivery man used to write our names on the wrapping. It used to scoff his in about a minute or so and then lick the plate into oblivion and then the begging started, followed by rapturous shouts of Fook Off You Fat Cnunt you've had your and and the wife's retort of Lie Down You Slavering Fook: It even sat with us at the dining table every Christmas by facing two chairs together for his arse and paws. So yes I guess after many years loyal service you do tend to miss them. Once we had a series of animal deaths as we overfed fed the children's five guinea pigs lettuce and stuff they shouldn't have, so we had to have a mass funeral service in the garden covered with lolly-stick crosses that resembled a scene out of pet cemetery and an emossenial experience it was, especially as I had to say a few words of comfort over gismos grave. Gismo was their favourite being a long haired pig that they used to comb daily.
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Mr Bob, you fed your dog on kebabs but moan about scooping his shit up!!!
Dogs are not meant to eat human food and certainly not the shite Ali Babas, 1* hygene rated, rat infested takeaway serves. Shame on you and Mrs Bob.
May all your poos be slopy ones
 
Blue Mist said:
Mr Bob, you fed your dog on kebabs but moan about scooping his shit up!!!
Dogs are not meant to eat human food and certainly not the shite Ali Babas, 1* hygene rated, rat infested takeaway serves. Shame on you and Mrs Bob.
May all your poos be slopy ones
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Eleven is heaven for a Rottie. I put it down to the carrot cake we fed him to keep up his five a day. In his prime he could outrun any man alive on a level playing field. Regarding his diet we originally fed him dried food, mainly Bakers Complete but he went on immediate hunger strike and after day nine we relented and nick-named him Doggy Sands : /

Kebabs are not at all good for us, so how hypocritical would that be not to get our mate one too. I can never understand the so called oddities that feed their own faces every weekend with utter shite yet refuse to share the love of their life the same. His favourite meal was SHEP-pie with 5% lean mince covered in grated cheddar and not only did he eat human food but he slept like one too and would not settle until she put down his 12 tog quilt and memory foam pillar. Who the flying fook wants to eat bakers complete and sleep in a plastic basket, call yourself dog lovers !

Kaiser and his pardner in crime Rexie Mcfee born of the Highlands of Scotland, pictured here with mother waiting for Corrie to start.

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Two Gun Bob said:
Eleven is heaven for a Rottie. I put it down to all the carrot cake we fed him to keep us his five a day. In his prime he could outrun any man alive on a level playing field. Regarding his diet we originally fed him dried food, mainly Bakers Complete but he went on immediate hunger strike and after day nine we relented and nick-named him Doggy Sands : /

Kebabs are not at all good for us, so how hypocritical would that be not to get our mate one too. I can never understand the so called oddities that feed their own faces every weekend with utter shite yet refuse to share the love of their life the same. His favourite meal was SHEP-pie with 5% lean mince covered in grated cheddar and not only did he eat human food but he slept like one too and would not settle until she put down his 12 tog quilt and memory foam pillar. Who the flying fook wants to eat bakers complete and sleep in a plastic basket, call yourself dog lovers !

Kaiser and his pardner in crime Rexie Mcfee born of the Highlands of Scotland, pictured here sat with mother waiting for Corrie to start.

X9BVsYR.jpg
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where can I get one of those Covid masks?
 
Two Gun Bob said:
Eleven is heaven for a Rottie. I put it down to all the carrot cake we fed him to keep up his five a day. In his prime he could outrun any man alive on a level playing field. Regarding his diet we originally fed him dried food, mainly Bakers Complete but he went on immediate hunger strike and after day nine we relented and nick-named him Doggy Sands : /

Kebabs are not at all good for us, so how hypocritical would that be not to get our mate one too. I can never understand the so called oddities that feed their own faces every weekend with utter shite yet refuse to share the love of their life the same. His favourite meal was SHEP-pie with 5% lean mince covered in grated cheddar and not only did he eat human food but he slept like one too and would not settle until she put down his 12 tog quilt and memory foam pillar. Who the flying fook wants to eat bakers complete and sleep in a plastic basket, call yourself dog lovers !

Kaiser and his pardner in crime Rexie Mcfee born of the Highlands of Scotland, pictured here sat with mother waiting for Corrie to start.

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You really are mad. I wanted to put barking mad but .....
 
Back on topic: Not seen much of Adidas. I do know they suffer dreadful reception on Sharston Moor but it's been quite a long time...Without You

 
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